Be Dave Strider.
You are now Dave Strider. You look through your closet, picking out your best clothes for your date. You find a red tuxedo and put it on. You walk to your mirror and look at yourself. You look so cool. You are going on a blind date. You have no idea who you will meet. You worry if this fanfic is from people who ship you and Karkat Vantas, but luckily it's not. Suck it Davekat!
The date is at 6:00 pm. You pick up a comb and comb your hair. Looking as rad as ever. You feel like you won a rap battle, imagining you outrapped the best rapper in the world! But, no time for fooling around. You have to be at the restaurant soon.
Dave: Look at clock.
You look at your clock, it is 5:16 pm. The restaurant is not too far from where you live. It only takes 37 minutes to get there on foot.
Dave: Leave.
You grab your phone and walk out of your room. Then you hear a familiar voice say your name.
Dialogue:
Bro: Going somewhere Dave?
You turn around finding your big brother. You have no time for this, but you must tell him where you are going.
Dave: Respond.
You respond to your brother.
Dialogue:
Dave: on a blind date.
Bro: oh look at that! my little bro on a date! are you two gonna makeout and dance and do more kissing?
Dave: oh shut it. i'm leaving. i don't have time for this!
Dave: Leave.
You leave. You are now out side your door a you continue to walk. You hate it when your bro is making fun of you. You guess it's a bro thing.
Be Terezi Pyrope.
You are now Terezi Pyrope. You are wearing a dress that is the color of your blood. Kanaya Maryam help make it for you. If only you weren't blind you could see how beautiful you look. But, fortunately you have your other senses to see the world around you without your eyes. It's all thanks to your lusus. You can feel the soft fabric on your grey skin. It smells like perfume and strawberries. That's probably because you put some perfume on and you had strawberries for lunch earlier. You know you are going on a date tonight and you hope it's someone you have a crush on.
Your 3 friends are with you to make sure you have a wonderful time. They are Feferi Peixes, Kanaya Maryam and Nepeta Leijon.
Dialogue:
Kanaya: You Look Very Lovely. I'm Sure Your Date Will Go Rather Well.
Feferi: Glub glub! Sh-E's totally rig) (t!
Nepeta: :33 Eek! The ships! Let the boat sail!
Terezi: 1T'S N1C3 OF YOU GUYS TO DO TH1S FOR M3.
Kanaya: Any Time. Now, You Must Get Going. You Wouldn't Want To Be Late, Would You?
Feferi: ) (-E would want to b-E your mat-Esprit!
Nepeta: :33 My ship!
You grab your cane and purse, then walk out the door anxiously. You don't think this person you'll meet will be in your flushed quadrant. It depends on your feelings for him.
Be Kanaya.
You are now Kanaya Maryam. Your friend Terezi has left. The plan is going well. You and your other friends has been planning to set Terezi and Dave up for months now. You and Feferi has to let Nepeta come along, you know how she is about playing match maker. Phase 1 is complete. Terezi's dress is made and she is heading to the restaurant to meet Dave. Now it's time for phase 2: follow her unnoticed. You tell the girls to go to the restaurant before Terezi gets there.
Be Eridan Ampora.
You are now Eridan Ampora. You are playing cards with Gamzee Makara and Tavros Nitram. You may despise land dwellers, but they invited you to play with them. You've been hearing a lot about a blind date improving Terezi and Dave. It makes you so jealous, you want to fill every quadrant. You want to feel loved, but sadly you are forever alone. You have a crush on Feferi, but you don't like to talk about that.
Dialogue.
Eridan: since wwhen did you read homestuck
Gamzee: : 0 )
Tavros: }: ?
Eridan: change subject
Eridan: can you believe it i'vve been hearin about a blind date going on it's just really ticks me off wwe need to do somethin about it
Gamzee: WhY sHoUld We? WhO wOuLd WaNt To SpOiL a MiRaClE?
Tavros: uMM, gAMZEE IS RIGHT. i THINK.
Eridan: oh hush it wwould be fun to ruin it
Gamzee: pAsS.
Tavros: uM, mE TOO. sORRY.
Eridan: i'll buy you lots of faygo
Gamzee: aLl RiGhT! tHaNkS bRo, YoU cOmInG tAv?
Tavros: oK. i'LL GO WITH YOU.
It's settled, you and the land dwellers plan to ruin the date. You are going to enjoy this. Then maybe you can find a way to woo Feferi.
Dialogue:
Eridan: stop readin my thoughts
Gamzee: ErIdAn, WhO aRe YoU tAlKiNg To?
Eridan: no one wwill you landwwellers hurry up wwe havve a date to ruin and wwill the wwriter end this chapter so wwe can stop breakin the fourth wwall
End of chapter one.
Hello everyone, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It's short, I know. But Eridan wanted me to end it. This is my first homestuck story, so please go easy on me. Did you like it when there was a lot of 4th wall breaking? I'm sure you did. I tried to write the story like the comic. It's just for the fun of it. I hope I got the dialogue right (how they type). Most importantly, it's 4-13-19! Homestuck's 10th anniversary! John is 23 now. Next chapter will come out soon, maybe after my other stories are finished. Or when I get a chance. All characters go to Andrew Hussie himself.