Danny: I hate school.

Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and two others like this.

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Nico Di Angelo: I agree. School is terrible.

Danny: Yeah. My stupid math teacher gave me a huge pile of homework.

Zeus: Ha ha. I'm Immortal so I don't have to go to school!

Danny: Dad. Stop bragging.

Aphrodite: Do you got a cruuush at school?

Danny: Why do you care?

Aphrodite: I'm the goddess of love.

Percy Jackson: I love swimming.

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Clarisse La Rue: No! Really?

Grover Underwood: Everyone knows you like swimming.

Percy Jackson likes "Percy Jackson and the Olympians"

Percy Jackson: My guy looks good. THANK YOU LOGAN LERMAN FOR BEING GOOD LOOKING!

Danny, Annabeth Chase, and 4295 others like this.

Danny: Logan is a great actor.

Annabeth Chase: Yeah. And he's so dreamy.

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Logan Lerman: Thanks! I am good looking.

Annabeth Chase: -Passes out-

Danny: This one's for you and me! Living out our dreams! Where were right where we should be! With my arms out wide. I open my eyes. And now all I wanna see, Is a sky full of lighters! A sky full of lighters…

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Annabeth Chase: Who's "You"?

Nathan: Yeah!

Danny: Why do you have a facebook! You're to young!

Nathan: No I'm not.

Danny: You're seven!

Nathan: No. I'm turning seven.

Percy: SQUIGLY SQUIGLE SQUIGLE SQUIGLE TOWN!

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Annabeth Chase: Why am I dating a retard?

Danny: Yeah. Why are you?