"Your dumb."
"Your dumber."
"Your dumbest."
"Your dumbestest."
"That makes no sense." Buttercup laughed. Butch smiled, "I'm so amazing sense doesn't make sense with me." he began laughing at his pun. "Get it? Cause sense, doesn't make sense!?" Buttercup rolled her eyes playfully. "You hungry?" she asked him, he nodded, Buttercup put a frying pan on the stove and threw in some bacon and eggs.
Butch helped out and grabbed two plates and forks. "I can't believe you know how to cook and i don't! And I'm your counterpart! But then again...thats sexy." he said the last part in a teasing growl. Buttercup's heart slopped into her throat, and she threw a kitchen knife straight at him.
Butch gulped the knife missing him by a few inches, stabbing right into the wall behind him. "Want your food or not!?" so they ate. Butch stuffed the rest of it into his mouth, he began to gag, strips of bacon were hanging out, and not to mention his eyes were popping out into different directions making everything funnier.
Like three hours later he finally managed to live and eat it all. "Darn, i thought you finally had gone." Buttercup fake pouted. Butch gasped and put a hand over his heart in fake pain. "I thought we were so close!" they started laughing again. "Your so-" BC started, "Sexy, Amazing, Irresistable? I know." Butch finished. Buttercup raised an eyebrow, "-stupid."
"Your stupiderer."
Buttercup groaned smiling.