Ignorance is Bliss
–by: Ushii-chan
A/N: This is supposed to be a play. Or something like that. Enjoy!
(Curtains open to reveal Peach, lying in a canopy bed, asleep. Bowser enters through a
door on the right.)
Bowser: Princess, wake up!
Peach: (snore)
Bowser: Come on, peachy. Up and at 'em
Peach: (zzz)
Bowser: All right, you made me mad! Feel the wrath of King Koopa! Iggy! Lemmy!
Wendy!
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Yes, Father?
Bowser: Cue the music!
A jukebox instantly appears.
Bowser: 'Ignorance is Bliss', please.
Wendy: Ready!
Bowser: (clears throat) (singing) WAKE UP! Miss Toadstool, it is I your one and only
King: Bowser Koopa. I'm a turtle as you see, a little slow, a little green, but on the whole
I'd say, super-duper.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, if you knew
just why you're here, your fear would be heightened.
Bowser: So let's just say, ignorance is bliss. Oh, while I'd hate to be bummer, I've
brought you here to bring me plumbers, you know those brothers, oh, what's their
names? Oh, yes, Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy, if I got a
hold of a monkey wrench, I'd play my own game.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided,
I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait.
Bowser: Oh, I can't wait, ignorance is bliss. With my magic book I'll shower those
clumsy lizards with my power, until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel. The
problem with these spells is I know not what they tell, so every hex, leaves me perplexed,
and all I want are those plumbing fools.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever,
All you're words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.
Bowser: Haven't you heard, a picture is worth a thousand words? I'll say it again,
ignorance is bliss. You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress, I can't
believe you'd waste with these books. You remind me of my kid sister, that read so
much she got a blister, a big one, I mean big one on her brain, What a schnook!
I'd like to get my hands…
Just one time with a monkey wrench…
I'll fix their plumbing!
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, (so misguided)
if you knew just why you're here, your fear would be heightened.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever, (say it better)
All you're words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.
Bowser: For the last time, on second thought, I think I made my point.
(Sometime during the song, Peach wakes up. Then promptly faints.)
Bowser: Princess? Oh, no. Not again!
A/N: Like it? Now, review! Oh, and btw, Jellyfish does the song 'Ignorance is Bliss'.
Bowser, Peach, the Koopalings, and Dino Land are owned by Miyamoto-san.
–by: Ushii-chan
A/N: This is supposed to be a play. Or something like that. Enjoy!
(Curtains open to reveal Peach, lying in a canopy bed, asleep. Bowser enters through a
door on the right.)
Bowser: Princess, wake up!
Peach: (snore)
Bowser: Come on, peachy. Up and at 'em
Peach: (zzz)
Bowser: All right, you made me mad! Feel the wrath of King Koopa! Iggy! Lemmy!
Wendy!
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Yes, Father?
Bowser: Cue the music!
A jukebox instantly appears.
Bowser: 'Ignorance is Bliss', please.
Wendy: Ready!
Bowser: (clears throat) (singing) WAKE UP! Miss Toadstool, it is I your one and only
King: Bowser Koopa. I'm a turtle as you see, a little slow, a little green, but on the whole
I'd say, super-duper.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, if you knew
just why you're here, your fear would be heightened.
Bowser: So let's just say, ignorance is bliss. Oh, while I'd hate to be bummer, I've
brought you here to bring me plumbers, you know those brothers, oh, what's their
names? Oh, yes, Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy, if I got a
hold of a monkey wrench, I'd play my own game.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided,
I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait.
Bowser: Oh, I can't wait, ignorance is bliss. With my magic book I'll shower those
clumsy lizards with my power, until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel. The
problem with these spells is I know not what they tell, so every hex, leaves me perplexed,
and all I want are those plumbing fools.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever,
All you're words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.
Bowser: Haven't you heard, a picture is worth a thousand words? I'll say it again,
ignorance is bliss. You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress, I can't
believe you'd waste with these books. You remind me of my kid sister, that read so
much she got a blister, a big one, I mean big one on her brain, What a schnook!
I'd like to get my hands…
Just one time with a monkey wrench…
I'll fix their plumbing!
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, (so misguided)
if you knew just why you're here, your fear would be heightened.
Iggy, Lemmy and Wendy: Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever, (say it better)
All you're words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.
Bowser: For the last time, on second thought, I think I made my point.
(Sometime during the song, Peach wakes up. Then promptly faints.)
Bowser: Princess? Oh, no. Not again!
A/N: Like it? Now, review! Oh, and btw, Jellyfish does the song 'Ignorance is Bliss'.
Bowser, Peach, the Koopalings, and Dino Land are owned by Miyamoto-san.