Gundam Wing Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Duo was sleeping, in front of the fire, hoping to get a glimpse of Old Kris Kringle. Heero was waiting, by the traps he made, to capture Saint Nick to sell on Ebay. Quatra was napping, head in the fridge, to get a Popsicle and wait. Wufie was meditating, with a 6-pack close by to offer that traveling man a good drink. Trowa was standing, with a gun in his arms, to pump that old man, lead full. Then all of a sudden, the lights went dim, the fire went out and Duo awoke with a start! He saw Old Nick and screamed, "He's here! It's him!" Out went the camera to take the pictures, up flew the traps to catch and sell, down flew the liquor to quench his thirst, and bullets went flying, narrowly missing, and soon Quatra fell from the fridge still eating the Popsicle. They all went running, to see what they caught, only to find… Duo tangled in a net, drinking beer, and looking nervously at the bullet holes that just appeared. They looked around, only to find a note that read, "Sorry that I couldn't stay, but I can't play with all the work to be done! See you next Christmas, next year. Hope you enjoy the presents, and a happy New Year!" They all looked at each other, in disbelief. "How could this happen?" said Heero. Then there was a voice that said, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" They all ran to the window, to see the fleeing glimpse of Santa Clause and his reindeer.

The End

By: Deathdragon