A/N: This is a Parody of Stoned On Sesame Street. It's damn funny, and if you haven't heard it on Napster,(which is now really crappy), I've copied it down for you.


Voice: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Mount Reikaku, how to get to Mount Reikaku, how to get to Mount Reikaku?
Tasuki: Hello. Genrou de Bandit here, and welcome to Mount Reikaku. (slurping in the background). I'd like to tell you what today's letter is, but I am really f*cked up. Hey, hey Kouji. Do you know what today's letter is?
Kouji: Sure, Genrou. Today's letter is... sake.
Tasuki: Uh, Kouji, sake is not a letter. It is a word.
Kouji: Sorry kids. Today's letter is three.
Tasuki: Um, Big Bird, uh, (burp) three is a number.
Kouji: Exactly. The number three. Which is how many bottles of sake I've had today. ...Genrou? Are you with me?
Tasuki: (sniff sniff) God I'm wasted.
Kouji: Me too.
(gurgling, giggling)
Chiriko: Guys, guys! Show go on! C'mon!
Tasuki: Uh, thank you Chiriko. Um, how 'bout we say our ABC's, Kouji?
Kouji: Okay.
Together: ABCD
Tasuki:E
Kouji:F
Tasuki:R
Kouji:G
Tasuki:Q
Kouji:K
Tasuki:CE
Kouji:R...Uh,C?
Tasuki:F
Kouji: I forgot what we were doing, Fang-boy.
Tasuki: Did you just, mmph, call me Fang-boy?
Kouji: Yes I did.
Tasuki: Mmph, Fang-boy de bandit here. (Laughing, slurping, snorting) Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Today's show was brought to you by the letter...
Kouji: Bong
Tasuki: And, and the number...
Kouji: God you're messed up
Tasuki: F*ck you. The number F*ck you. Bye bye!
Kouji: Bye kids!
Voice: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Mount Reikaku, how to get to Mount Reikaku, how to get to Mount Reikaku?

A/N: And now for the original!

Voice: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesamia Street, how to get to Sesamia Street, how to get to Sesamia street?
Kermit: Hello. Kermit de frog here, and welcome to Sesamia street. (slurping in the background). I'd like to tell you what today's letter is, but I am really f*cked up. Hey, hey Big bird. Do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird: Sure, Kermit. Today's letter is... Joint.
Kermit: Uh, Big Bird, Joint is not a letter. It is a word.
Big Bird: Sorry kids. Today's letter is three.
Kermit: Um, Big Bird, uh, (sniff sniff) three is a number.
Big Bird: Exactly. The number three. Which is how many joints I've smoked today. ...Kermit? Are you with me?
Kermit: (sniff sniff) God I'm stoned.
Big Bird: Me too.
(Snorting, giggling)
Elmo: Guys, guys! Show go on! C'mon!
Kermit: Uh, thank you Elmo. Um, how 'bout we say out ABC's, Big Bird?
Big Bird: Okay.
Together: ABCD
K:E
BB:F
K:R
BB:G
K:Q
BB:K
K:CE
BB:R...Uh,C?
K:F
Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing, Krammit
Kermit: Did you just, mmph, call me Krammit?
Big Bird: Yes I did.
Kermit: Mmph, Krammit de frog here. (Laughing, slurping, snorting) Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Today's show was brought to you by the letter...
Big Bird: Bong
Kermit: And, and the number...
Big Bird: God you're messed up
Kermit: F*ck you. The number F*ck you. Bye bye!
Big bird: Bye kids!
Voice: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesamia Street, how to get to Sesamia Street, how to get to Sesamia street?