THE ADVENTURES OF XENU
EPISIDE 2
(Disclaimer:Scientology r 4 teh win.Please
don't sue me.)
After a fatefull goodbye for the fish,Xenu
climbed out of the Gulf of Mexico and into Florida.
For a second
he thought that Florida was some kind of holding cell for aging
people,because all he saw was old people!But then he saw a hospital
and decided to go init.
People there were shocked because he was an alien.Xenu was scared so he shot one of the old people with a laser.A man knocked him down and he passed out.
He awoke later,and he found out he was in the same hospital.A man who called himself Dr. Agate woke him and told him what had happened.Dr. Agate asked him what he was,and he told the same story he told the fish.Dr. Agate was amazed at the story that was going into his ears,but didnt have time to talk anymore because the Navy SEALS broke into the hospital to take Xenu!Dr. Agate and Xenu escaped by climbing trough a window.
"What will we do now Dr. Agate" asked Xenu."Don't worry,I have a plan."
TWO B
CUNTINUD
Note:As a respected member of the community,Dr. Agate
supports the facts.