A/N: yay it's a Prince Philip/ Aladdin/ Me&Kathleen fic woot! It's supposed
to be funny so . . . you better like it umm throw all the shit at the end
of the movies where they get married (prince philip and sleeping beauty/
aladdin and jasmine) so uh and somehow they come to the future, and they
end up at the mall of america but still in their old clothes so they need
to do some shopping! Oh yeah, I'm writing the odd chapters and kathleen is
writing the even chapters
Disclaimer: I don't own any character from disney, I do however own myself and kathleen ;) just messin with ya kathleen.
Song of the chapter: uh I don't think I have a song of the chapter for this one
Hope ya like it!
Chapter 1:
It had been a long night, Aladdin was hanging out with his best British mate, Prince Philip and they were messing around in the woods (not like that! And hey they are teenagers, there is nothing better to do).
"I say Aladdin, I hear these woods are haunted." Prince Philip, although a really cool guy didn't talk as cool as he wanted (but hey he has a british accent so its all good)
"nah, these aren't haunted" Aladdin said but then they both fell in a big hole that came out of nowhere and when they got to the bottom, they were at the mall of america, in 2004!!!
"Okay maybe they were!" Aladdin shrugged and opened the door they were standing in front of and was immediately shocked, the inside was bigger than jasmine's castle! They both walked in and saw every typical American teen possible, there were the popular girl hanging off football players, there were geeks, gangs, freaks, but then there were these two standing at the Ben& Jerry's that didn't quite fit in any group.
The girls were laughing hysterically, one was just about on the floor, her long blond hair shining the other was propping herself up on the counter as the ice cream scooper was holding their cones impatiently.
"Wow. . ." Philip sighed, taking his cape off and putting it on a bench, it was really hot in the mall "They are stunningly beautiful!"
"Phil, you don't even know them. . ." Aladdin said but he couldn't take his eyes off of them either, "Well we cant approach them with this on can we, we don't exactly fit in."
So they set off into American Eagle to get some modern clothes, how they paid for it beats me, but when they came out they fit in like some peas in a bowl (I think pod is to small for mall of America). They looked back over at Ben & Jerry's and the girls were still laughing up and the clerk had given up and ate the ice cream himself. Aladdin got a huge grin on his face and started walking over there.
"OMG KATHLEEN YOU SAID UTTER!!!" Paula, the blond one, was holding her sides as she was near to tears laughing so hard
"yeah? WELL YOU SAID POTTY!" and with this they started laughing again and they didn't notice Phil and Aladdin approach them. Kathleen wiped a tear from her freckled cheek and flung her hair over her shoulders and stopped laughing as she saw Aladdin.
"uh, duh, uh, um, omg, ahh, hot, omg," at that point she started drooling and Paula looked up too
"wow, they are HOT!" she shouted being dumb as she is. "HI!"
Aladdin and Phil looked at each other and waved at the girls, Aladdin thinking ' not bad for the future."
Yay, you know it's the best, ch 2 will be up as soon as kathleen writes it!!
Love, Paula
P.S. REVIEW!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any character from disney, I do however own myself and kathleen ;) just messin with ya kathleen.
Song of the chapter: uh I don't think I have a song of the chapter for this one
Hope ya like it!
Chapter 1:
It had been a long night, Aladdin was hanging out with his best British mate, Prince Philip and they were messing around in the woods (not like that! And hey they are teenagers, there is nothing better to do).
"I say Aladdin, I hear these woods are haunted." Prince Philip, although a really cool guy didn't talk as cool as he wanted (but hey he has a british accent so its all good)
"nah, these aren't haunted" Aladdin said but then they both fell in a big hole that came out of nowhere and when they got to the bottom, they were at the mall of america, in 2004!!!
"Okay maybe they were!" Aladdin shrugged and opened the door they were standing in front of and was immediately shocked, the inside was bigger than jasmine's castle! They both walked in and saw every typical American teen possible, there were the popular girl hanging off football players, there were geeks, gangs, freaks, but then there were these two standing at the Ben& Jerry's that didn't quite fit in any group.
The girls were laughing hysterically, one was just about on the floor, her long blond hair shining the other was propping herself up on the counter as the ice cream scooper was holding their cones impatiently.
"Wow. . ." Philip sighed, taking his cape off and putting it on a bench, it was really hot in the mall "They are stunningly beautiful!"
"Phil, you don't even know them. . ." Aladdin said but he couldn't take his eyes off of them either, "Well we cant approach them with this on can we, we don't exactly fit in."
So they set off into American Eagle to get some modern clothes, how they paid for it beats me, but when they came out they fit in like some peas in a bowl (I think pod is to small for mall of America). They looked back over at Ben & Jerry's and the girls were still laughing up and the clerk had given up and ate the ice cream himself. Aladdin got a huge grin on his face and started walking over there.
"OMG KATHLEEN YOU SAID UTTER!!!" Paula, the blond one, was holding her sides as she was near to tears laughing so hard
"yeah? WELL YOU SAID POTTY!" and with this they started laughing again and they didn't notice Phil and Aladdin approach them. Kathleen wiped a tear from her freckled cheek and flung her hair over her shoulders and stopped laughing as she saw Aladdin.
"uh, duh, uh, um, omg, ahh, hot, omg," at that point she started drooling and Paula looked up too
"wow, they are HOT!" she shouted being dumb as she is. "HI!"
Aladdin and Phil looked at each other and waved at the girls, Aladdin thinking ' not bad for the future."
Yay, you know it's the best, ch 2 will be up as soon as kathleen writes it!!
Love, Paula
P.S. REVIEW!!!!!!