A/N: This is my newest piece of work so let me know if you guys like this.
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What can I possibly due to pass the time? thought Draco over and over as he continued to paced his lavishly decorated study. What can I do? he thought again. I am the richest and the most eligible bachelor at the moment, even more so than Potter, and I have nothing to do. What else can you possibly do after helping defeat the most metally challenged man ever. Of course he was talking about Lord Voldie, during his 7th year Draco had one of those break through moments where you realize the errors of your ways. Not that Draco would ever admit that he was wrong, he just told pot-head that the dark side would eventually lose and that Draco Malfoy never lost. That and he had valuable information that would help them beat the old faggot, in the end. Finally pot-head tested some of his information and it turned out to be right. Pot-head said "Malfoy you're still a git and blah, blah, blah,blah." speaking of pot-head he hadn't heard about him in a while not that he would ever worry.
"Draco,"
"Father," answered Draco curtly as he turned around to face his father.
"Are you getting married anytime soon?" was the usual question that spilled from Lucius lips.
"What is it with you and getting me married? Don't you have anything better to do?" asked Draco, "I mean I'm only 20 there's still plenty of time for me to settle down. Don't you think? I mean I don't want to lose my reputation as the 'Party Hero'."
" Listen Draco,you're mother and I aren't getting any younger in years despite what the Prophet says, we just want to make sure that the Mafloy legacy continues, we want to make sure that our son does not become gay."
Draco was lost for words for a moment he felt that he had been punched in the stomach. "How can you..how can you accuse me of being gay," sputtered Draco. "Do you know what they called me during my Hogwart's years? They called my the Slytherin Sex God emphasis on SEX."
"So you admit it you banged alot of men, oh dear lord, don't tell me that you and Potter, or worse yet that Weasley," said Lucius as he clutched his heart thinking that he would pass out at any moment. "You've tainited the Malfoy name forever. I hope that you're proud."
"No. Father I would never do that. Do you really think that I would sleep with men and Weasley of all people? They called me Slytherin SEX God because I slept with alot of WOMEN not MEN." explained Draco.
"Whatever," said Lucius. "I just want grandchildren."
"Father I would think it best if you left."
"So long daughter," Lucius couldn't resist the urge to add that comment he was so witty.
Draco threw the nearest object at the spot where Lucius had previously stood before leaving and it shattered into many pieces. I'm still bored he thought. He resumed his previous action which was pacing. When he ended up at his desk. Paper...ink...eureka! I will write prank letters he thought enthusiastically. He sat behind his desk to start his letters. At least I can have a bit of fun and I can take my mind off my idiotic father and his crazy ideas he thought. With that cherry thought he started writing his letters.
Dear Somebody,
I need your help! I don't know who I am or where I'm at! Can you please help me? My memory is gone can you help me get it back? Please can you help me, I'm beging you, you're my only hope. I have no one else in this world.
Yours Truly,
Confused
Hello!
I know about your problems and I can help! Yes, you read right I will help you achieve what you want, now lie! Just write back stating all your problems and i'll help you.
Sincerely,
Problem Solver
Salutations,
I can help you, you just have to believe me. It's the whole Romeo Juliet thing going on right? I know about it, just let me help you out.
Yours Truly,
Cupid ll
With a rare simle that most people never get to see, Draco mailed off the three different letters and waited for a response back.
At three different houses three different owners recieved the letters. The only thing was that he had no clue who recieved the letters, as the recipients had no clue who the sender was.
A/N: So did you guys like my new fic, it was just a random idea that was floating in my head since forever. So review, review, review. And tell me if you love it or it deserves to be burned and never be read again by human eyes.
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Also if there's more errors then usual it's because in Mexico they have a whole different keyboard and it's different to me. I type like 62 WPM and I didn't have time to keepcorrecting my errors, Sorry! I had no idea that you had different keyboards in different countries at least I learned something new.