The Adventures of Chaos and Mystic
Disclaimer: Mystic 6 tailed Naruto and I only own the OCs
Summery: This is my first fic and not only that I am working with my friend Mystic 6 tailed Naruto (Ultimate Anime Lover on yourfanfiction) on it so please be nice and have fun reading
Warnings: their will be incest so please be nice and if you hate incest leave, Adult scenes and bad language are included, Last chance to turn around...you have be warned and will not be warned again!
Pairing: Chaos x Fem Mystic x Massive Harem, Mystic x Harem, Josh x Harem, and many more
If any of my friends would like to read this story please do so and tell me what you think of it
*juggling a banana* - Characters doing something
Chaos: the Big Bang 2 – Characters speaking
{Did I leave underwear at home again?} – Character thoughts
[Hey you ok?] – Mindscape communication
Chapter 1
Narrator: We have arrived at Anime City where anime characters live and Chaos's best friend Mystic is showing something to Chaos that is really surprising to Chaos.
Mystic: *takes off the disguise and reveals a sexy scantily-clad black-haired young woman and glomps Chaos Shampoo-style* Why don't you take me dancing anymore Chaos-kun!
Chaos: Oh my.
Mystic-chan: You said I was the prettiest girl in high school!
Chaos: You are Mystic-chan.
Mystic-chan: *Giggles* That's right Chaos-kun!
Chaos: Your beauty would make Hinata, Tsunade, Kushina, both Mokas, Mizore, and all the other sexy anime girls envious to you
Mystic-chan: Ooh Chaos-kun! *Holds hands to face blushing* You flatter me!
Chaos: *hugs fem-Mystic* If anything or anyone will try to hurt you I promise I will make them suffer
Mystic-chan *Blushes deeper* Chaos-kun... *Cries* Those perverts stole my favorite bikini! *Points at an escaping Happosai, Jiraiya, and Roshi*
Chaos: WHAT!? They are so dead meat *Runs after them while firing a Revolver gun at them*
Mystic-chan *Love-sick gaze* Ooooh...My hero!
Chaos: *shoots 3 bullets which land exactly in their ass cheeks, and then grabs the Bikini when they are paralyzed from the pain and tells them a warning* you are glad I missed the targeted areas but next time I won't miss your small dicks *then stomps on their private areas for 2 minutes each with all my might*
Mystic-chan*Cheers* Yay! Yay! Go Chaos-kun!
Chaos: here you go Mystic-chan *hands Mystic-chan the Bikini but was then stab with 3 katanas from behind from none other than Sasuke, Black*Star (he is not using Tsubaki), and Fuzen*
Mystic-chan: CHAOS-KUNNNN!
Mystic-chan *Runs to Chaos and tries to heal him* C-C-Chaos-kun...You have to stay with me *Tears began to fall*
Mystic-chan: Don't leave me Chaos-kun...*Sniffles*
Fuzen: *grins evilly at fem-Mystic* Now that your freak of a boyfriend is dead you will have no choice but to have all three of our children to revive our clans.
Mystic-chan: *Trembles* No...*Backs away from Fuzen trembling* "I'd rather bare Lee's children than yours Fuzen!" *continues trying to revive Chaos* CHAOS-KUN! Save me please! I already lost Yami-kun! I can't lose you too! *Crying* CHAOS-KUNNNNN!
Sasuke: * Laughs* "who said you have a choice."
then Black*Star then rips Mystic-chan's clothes which fem-Mystic is naked as the day she was born and whispers in Fem-Mystic's ear "Even if you escape us now we will hunt you down and kill all of your boyfriends and who do you think killed your precious Yami-kun?"*
(Narrator talking to the audience but none of the characters hear it "just wait everyone Chaos will come back and stronger than ever")
Mystic-chan *Trembling* N-No...YOU killed Yami-kun?! Impossible! Yami-kun would never lose to you! You're lying Sasuke! You have to be!
Mystic-chan *Screams* CHAOS-KUNNNN! ANYONE! PLEASE SAVE ME!
A mysterious person suddenly lands before Sasuke, Fuzen, and Black*Star glaring at them. He had short spiky black hair and blue eyes. His muscles are rather well-shaped. He wore a fighting gi.
Unknown man: So you killed my friends Chaos and Yami...and you kidnap and plan to rape my twin sister?! *The ground shakes as this person's power surrounds him* "You'll PAY FOR THIS YOU BASTARDS!
Mystic-chan: *Gasps* big brother?
Mystic: SASUKE! FUZEN! BLACK*STAR! RELEASE MY SISTER NOW!
*Fuzen: * unzips his pants and positions himself to rape fem-Mystic but then a voice yelled out*
Voice: DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER YOU BASTARDS!
*then there was a pillar of white and black light surrounding Chaos's body and White wings with both black and white feathers sprouting from Chaos's back and black Dog ears on top of Chaos's head and a monkey tail on Chaos's back*
Mystic-chan *Gasps and looks at Chaos's new form* Chaos-kun? *Blushes*
Chaos: Sorry I was late Mystic and Fem-Mystic *then sends a Ki blast that pushes Fuzen off Fem-Mystic* I had to take time to release my true form.
Mystic: Welcome back man...Ready to kill them for what they tried to do?" *Male Mystic assumes SSJ5 madness form, lightning crackles around him*
Mystic-chan: Oni-kun, Chaos-kun...Get them! I believe in you both!
Chaos: Shadow clone justu *then two more Chaos's appear* Mendo Zangetsu *says one of the Chaos's* Ultimate Kamehameha *says another* Soul Killer *says the original*
Mystic*amazed*: "Wow...You must really love my twin sister huh Chaos?"
Mystic-chan: *Cheers* Chaos-kun! You're the best! The strongest person I know!
Chaos: Yes Mystic I do *then Mystic turns Ghostly white and went through Fuzen's, Sasuke's, and Black*Star's bodies for Soul killer which obliterates Fuzen's, Sasuke's, and Black*Star's souls* Fem-Mystic I told you I promise to protect you and I did
Mystic: *Grins* Nicely done man! *Senses Fem-Mystic approaching* Ok I'll let you two have a little reunion time *Jumps to the side*
Mystic-chan *Runs and hugs Chaos* CHAOS-KUN!
Chaos: *then wings turn into tattoos on the Back* Sorry that it took me so long fem-Mystic you see my ancestors are Inuyasha, the true legendary Saiyan, and Kami's best warrior Angelus *Chaos says while putting his jacket on Fem-Mystic to make sure no pervert eye humps her and trying to not get his tail to play with fem-Mystic's sexy ass*
*Bo-bobo wearing an evil prince outfit suddenly grabs Fem. Mystic*
Bo-bobo: Super Fist of the nosehair: Dark Prince kidnaps the lovely maiden!" *Flies off on a jetpack carrying Fem Mystic who's dressed as a princess*
Mystic-chan: Chaos-kun save me!
Mystic: *Gapes* How'd that that moron get past our senses?
*Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler stand before Chaos and Male Mystic dressed as gangsters*
Don Patch: *Grins and cracking his knuckles* "You'll never see your lovely Mystic-chan again! Face it!"
Jelly Jiggler laughs, "Yeah, she'll be our new heroine since Beauty's useless!"
Chaos: Crap guess I have to use it SOUL SPLIT
*Then another Chaos appears but this one is surprisingly female* (Black hair that goes to her Back, also has glasses that can turn into sunglasses in the sun, B-C cup, dog ears, same angel wings as Chaos, and a Saiyan's tail)
Chaos: Now let go of her
Fem-Chaos: let go of my Mystic-chan
Mystic *O_O* I've heard of guys doing the splits but this is ridiculous! Chaos really split! Talk about a split personality!
Torpedo Girl *flies in and slams Male Mystic*: "STOP JOKING AROUND!
Male Mystic:*Groans* Ohhhhh...
Mystic-chan: Oh Chaos-chan, Chaos-kun, Oni-chan! *Waves to Male Mystic, Chaos, and Fem-Chaos while wearing a sexy two piece red biniki* Let's swim together with our new friends! *Giggles* *Denbo, Zuzu, and Rem all wave too wearing different swimsuits*
Male Mystic *O_O: Wasn't she kidnapped by Bo-bobo? Anbd how is Denbo here with Bo-bobo still here!?
Gasser: "Welcome to our world."
Chaos: Indeed Mystic indeed *Realizes his mistake* I mean Gasser
Mystic: "So Chaos...What are your powers exactly bro?"
Mystic-chan *Glomps onto Chaos and rubs head cat-like against him* Yeah! Tell us Chaos-kun!
Fem Chaos: at least this is better than when Chaos was at Daten City
Don Patch (Patches): "Such a handsome young man!" *Glomps Chaos too*
Mystic-chan*Glares at Patches* Get off my Chaos-kun!
Chaos: Fem Chaos don't talk about that place please *notices Don Patch* Crap
Patches: "You're just jealous because I'm prettier than you!"
Mystic-chan: *Strikes a sexy pose* Hmph. You could never complete with this Don patch *presses breasts against Chaos's arm* Chaos-kun... *Gives a lustful look*
Patches: *Shocked* "No fair!"
Bo-bobo *Grabs Patches and throws her* "Go back to Canada!"
Don Patch: "WAAAAAA! NO FAIRRRRRR!"
Mystic: *trying to stem a nosebleed* "Shit! I shouldn't be having a nosebleed from my own sister! Even if she's the hottest girl around! Mom will kill me!
*The Mystic twins' mother arrives and looks like a taller just as sexy carbon copy of Mystic-chan*:
Mother: "Mystic-kun...There's something you need to know about our family...While the daughters of our family are allowed to love whomever they want...The sons...*Glomps Mystic wearing a leather dominatrix uniform* Can only mate with their mother!
Mystic: WAAAAA! *struggles to breathe in mother's breasts*
*Then Fem Chaos whispers to Mystic-chan*
Fem Chaos: maybe we can share Chaos after all he is really kind hearted to everyone that deserves it *then Fem Chaos kisses Mystic-chan on the lips with tongue and breasts pressed together with Mystic-chan's*
Male Mystic: *inahels deeply*: "View finally escaped mom!" *Sees the Yuri scene* Hm?" *Gapes* Errrr...AHHHHHHHHH!" *Blood dripping from the nose* "I always knew imouto was bi!"
Mystic-chan: %Mmmmm Chaos-chan...I would love to share Chaos-kun...%*Moans sultrily* *Throws a slipper behind her at Male Mystic while still kissing Fem-Chaos*
Mystic *Hit with the slipper in the face and is knocked down*: "OW!" *Gets up with a big lump on his head* "I forgot my sister is a master of the art of slipper fighting..." *Senses someone* "That chakra...Chaos buddy I think we have a peeper watching this."
Jiraiya is watching from a distance and writing: "Oh-ho! Nice material for my next issue!"
Chaos: Oh boy I thought he learned his lessen
*Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler all are dressed like Jiraiya writing something different.*
Jiraiya *poses*: "Little chickadees like you and Mystic Chaos cannot defeat the great master Jiraiya!"
Bo-bobo: *Punches Jiraiya in the face* "Teach me master Jiraiya!"
Jiraiya *sails off into the distance*: "IT WAS WORTH THE RISK!"
Mystic: -_-' Well there goes Jiraiya at least.
*A mysterious new enemy appears*:"Mystic, Chaos...We meet at last."
Chaos: Who are you?
Unknown man: *Grins evilly*: I am Neo-Mystic! An evil version of Mystic! *Points at Fem. Mystic: "You Mystic-chan! You will become my mate! First I'll get my good-goody counterpart and Chaos out of the way! *Forms a black aura of pure evil around himself it rivals the Juubi from Naruto combined with Lord Death and Asura* "Shall we get this fight started?"
Mystic: *Lowers into a fighting stance* He's so powerful! But we can't let him win Chaos! We must protect the girls!
Neo-Mystic: *Laughs*: You fool! I have allies in high places!
*Suddenly a certain man from Soul Eater appears with a glowing red aura*: He is covered in multi clothing with scarves coming from him and a scarf covering his eyes with a trio eye pattern everywhere on him...and on his forehead Neo-Mystic's mark to show he works for him.
Mystic: *Shocked*: "Chaos! He's got the Kishin Asura!"
Asura laughs, "Neo-Mystic-sama has ordered me to kill you Chaos and Mystic! But first his prize! *Shoots his skin scarves out and captures Mystic-chan*: "Got you!" *Uses more skin scarves to send Fem. Chaos skidding back a few feet*
Mystic-chan *struggles as the scarves drag her right to Neo-Mystic*: No let me go! Chaos-kun, Chaos-chan, Oni-chan! Help me!
*Neo Mystic laughs, "Now she's mine Chaos! Bwahahahahahahahaha! And i'll make her bare my children and not any weaklings YOU could give her!"
Chaos: Go to hell Neo-Mystic
Neo-Mystic: *Aims hand at Chaos*: "You first demon! Hell Cannon! *A massive blood-red beam fires at Chaos*
Asura *launches his red blast at Chaos too*: "Die you freak!"
Mystic-chan: *Watching scared*: "No Chaos-kun!"
Mystic *jumps in front of Chaos and deflects both blasts into space*: "You're not hurting my friend!"
*Suddenly Male Mystic is struck from behind by a black katana through his back and out his stomach*: *Gasp and turns to see mind-controlled Crona with Madness Fusion*: "Crona..." *Male Mystic falls to the ground dead*
Mystic-chan *Cries*: ONI-CHAAAAAN!
Neo-Mystic *pulls her closer laughing*: Kyaahahahahahahahaha! Good bye good counterpart!
Chaos: MYSTIC! THAT'S IT NEO-MYSTIC YOU ARE DEAD MEAT, Fem Chaos time for our Seraph forms
Fem Chaos: OK
Neo-Mystic: *Sneers*: I don't have time to play with you weaklings right now, so I'll let these guys play with you!
*More enemies appear* Asura, Arachne, Medusa, Omega Sheron, Baby Vegeta, Naraku, Evil Buu, Cell, and Frieza now stand before Chaos and Fem Chaos...
Crona just stands silent still under Neo-Mystic's control...
Neo-Mystic: *Smirks*: Take care of them my servants. *Grabs Fem Mystic when she tried to run to Chaos and Fem Chaos* Oh no you don't my dear!
Fem. Mystic: *Struggles to get free*: "NOOO! Let me go! Chaos-kun! Chaos-chan! *Is struck by a blow to the head and knocked unconscious*
Neo Mystic* slings Fem. Mystic over his shoulder: If you want your precious Mystic-chan back come and find me at my base! Good luck! Hahahahahahahahah! *Neo-Mystic Teleports away*
All enemies *Bow to Neo-Mystic*: "Yes master."
Medusa: *Waves arms* "Nake, Snake, Cobra, Cobbra! **Multiple arrows form* "VECTOR ARROWS!* *A wave of arrows aim at Fem. Chaos and Chaos...
Naraku *sends his tentacles*: Die humans!
Frieze *Forms a small Death Ball: "I'll destroy you!" **throws the death ball*
Cell: Solar Kamehameha!
Omega Shenron: *Dragon thunder blast! *Shoots a massive beam of ki and lightning*
Baby Vegeta: Super Gallic Gun!
Evil Buu: *Sucks in air and fires a pink mouth blast*: "BUUUUUU!"
*then Both Chaos's black hair turns gold like, 6 wings appear on both, and Demon Inuyasha's markings appear on both faces*
Chaos: Summon allies *summoning justu*
Naruto, Kushina, Hinata, Inuyasha, Kagome, Soul Eater, Maka, Lord Death, Spirit, TSSJ Goku, Male Soshi, Gina
Battles
Soul and Maka vs Asura
Naruto, Hinata, and Kushina vs Mesusa and Arachne
TSSJ Goku vs Omega shenron and Baby
Kagome and Inuyasha vs Naraku
Lord Death and Spirit vs Cell and Frieza
Male Soshi and Gina vs Evil Buu
*Mean while both Chaoses poor their blood into Male Mystic's mouth (to bring him back to life)*
Chaos: I can't do this without you my friend
*Power begins to surround Male mystic's body, his body rises up into the air as the power healed his wounds*
Male Mystic: *Opens eyes*: "Huh? Chaos? Fem-chaos?" *Looks at the battles happening: "What happened?"
Chaos: Neo-Mystic captured your sister and all the enemies are Neo-Mystic's Minions
Fem Chaos: But first tell us what you know about Neo-Mystic
Mystic: Neo-Mystic is my evil counterpart clone and born pure evil, he has all my abilities and a few unique ones even I don't know about...All I know is He's extremely dangerous and powerful...and if these guys are his minions who know who else he has under his control. We'll have defeat all of these guys and rescue my imouto!
*Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler stand before Mystic, Chaos, and Fem Chaos wearing enemy clothing and Neo-Mystic's symbol*
Bo-bobo: "We will defeat you for master Neo-Mystic!"
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: "Yeah!"
*All three fist master charge at Mystic, Chaos, and Fem. Chaos: "For master Neo-Mystic!"
Mystic: *-_-'* They cannot be serious.
Chaos: Oh well LUNER CANON *then fires a Ki beam from Chaos's Left hand which has a tattoo of the moon on it* Hey Mystic shouldn't your sister also have learned about her powers like you did?
*Meanwhile in a base somewhere far away*
*Neo Mystic was surrounded by several girls: Both Mokas, Akasha, Gyokuro, Maka's mother Kami, Sasuke's mother, Black*Star's mother Silver Star (just a guess)...Kagome's mother, Izayoi (Inuyasha's mother fully resurrected)
*All of them have Neo-Mystic's seal to show their under his control and they're all naked*
Neo-Mystic: *Grins lecherously at Fem. Mystic who's in a cell dressed in a very provocative uniform that barely covers her breasts and womanhood* "You should just surrender Mystic-chan and become my mate like these ladies have!
Mystic-chan *Glares at Neo-Mystic* I'll never give myself to you Neo-Mystic! I know that Chaos-kun, Chaos-chan, and my brother will rescue me!
Neo Mystic *laughs*, "You forget your brother's dead! Even if they found a way to revive him they'll never get past all of my minions! Every anime you all know of I have their greatest villians even some of their heroes under my control!"
Mystic-chan*Sits down and hugs self trembling* Oh Chaos-kun, Chaos-chan, Oni-chan please save me! *throws head back and screams* CHAOS-KUNNN! CHAOS-CHAAAAAN! ONI-CHAAAAN!
*Back with the fight*
Bo-bobo, Don Patch and Jelly-Jiggler are sent flying*: "NO FAIRRRRR!"
Mystic: *Watches them slam into the ground* Yeah sis does have powers like mine the only problem is...Mom never trained her on how to use them properly! She has powers but she doesn't know what to do with them!
Chaos: Crap, Well did Karin, Euryale, Cabella, Tsukune, and the other Rosario girls find Moka's location I mean she was gone for a week
*the heroes have won the battles)*
Mystic: Nope they were duped it was a trick by Akua. She fooled them with the help of a kitsune...having the kitsune create a decoy...Akua is one of Neo-Mystic's highest ranked minons along with her sister Kalua...*Looks down at a defeated Bo-bobo, Don patch, and Jelly Jiggler wearing their normal clothes at least in Bo-bobo's case as Jelly and Don don't wear clothes*
*Bo-bobo grabs Mystic's leg*: "Please let us join your team Mr. Mystic!"
Mystic: *:(* Get off my leg you afro dumbass! *Kicks Bo-bobo into the sky* It was your fault my sister got kidnapped and my friend and I were killed!
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler hug Chaos an Fem. Chaos: "Yeah we're not useless!"
Gasser: -_-' coulda fooled me...
Unknown man: *Running at Chaos and Fem. Chaos from behind carrying a big pair or scissors: "Die Chaos in the name of master Neo-Mystic! Super Fist of Utlimately Evil Sword!"
Mystic: *blocks a giant pair of scissors held by a demonic looking man with long spike white hair, red eyes, and fangs*
Chaos: Shit, who are you?
Bo-bobo, Jelly, Don Patch are all trembling: "O-O-OVER?!"
OVER: *Gives a demonic grin to Bo-bobo: "Finally after all this time Bo-bobo...i'll have my revenge for my humiliations!"
Mystic: Chaos! It's OVER the guy who was originally fused with Torpedo Girl! My dark counterpart found a way to deffuse them permanently!
Chaos: Fine then SOLAR BLADE *Chaos's right hand turns into a Shining Golden Orange Sword and charges at OVER*
OVER: *Turns to face Chaos: "So Chaos you think your blade can match my scissors?"
Bo-bobo suddenly appears in front of OVER anf aces Chaos; "I'll protect you OVER...But I need a weapon." *Grabs Don Patch. "I got a good weapon right here!" *Charges at Chaos holding Don Patch as a sword Super Fist of the Nose-Hair: Don Patch sword! *Don Patch becomes a spiky blade*
Mystic -_-' Ok really now things are just getting weird
Gasser and Beauty -_-': "We feel your pain Mystic."
Chaos: Um... Ok then I will kill you too
Jelly Jiggler runs to save his friends "Don Patch, Bo-bobo! I'll protect you! Super Fist of the Wobble Wobble! Protective Wall of Jelly!" Jelly Jiggler becomes a huge wall and stands in front of Chaos's attack.
Gasser O_O: "How is Jelly supposed to stop an attack like the sun itself!?"
Beauty and Mystic -_-': "It won't work..."
*Meanwhile at Neo-Mystic's secret base*
* Neo Mystic is gangbanging Izayoi, Inner Moka and Gyokuro...All three ladies scream in pleasure as Neo-Mystic fucks them senseless...and poor fem. Mystic is forced to view the whole thing...*
Mystic-chan: *trembles it*: "Stop it...Please stop it...*Tears began to fall* "No more..." *Falls to the ground trembles* "please...Someone end this madness..."
Chaos: Die *all of them are killed from the blade* [Fem-Mystic if you can hear me I am going to find you I just need to know your location is there a window that you could see tell me what you see out of it]
Mystic: *-_-'* Um Chaos? You do remember killing them won't get rid of them for real right?
Beauty and Gasser: "That's for sure."
Mystic-chan: [Chaos-kun? Oh Chaos-kun! I'm scared! I want to see you, Chaos-chan and my brother again! Neo-Mystic...He's raping the girls!]
Chaos: I know I am just fed up with them *To Mystic-chan* [I know I could hear the bastard raping them I think I know a move that can heal them it is called Lunar Eclipse purification it will rewind their life to the point before they ever meet Neo-Eclipse so they will never be raped and never remember him so if Neo Eclipse took a girl's virginity I will use the move Lunar Eclipse purification on them and they will be a virgin again and do you see a window?]
Gasser and Beauty: "We know how you feel Chaos."
Mystic: I know man...Huh? *Senses a new alley* Chaos I feel another ally coming!
Mystic-chan [No Chaos-kun...There's no window I can see! I think Neo-Mystic predicted I would use a window to escape!]
Chaos: Who? [Shit not only that but there is no way for locating where you are]
Fem-Chaos: [Fem Mystic how about you calm down by listening to this song I will sing to you] *Begins singing in the mindscape*
Mystic: I don't know man maybe someone who locate my sister...They feel extremely powerful...Practically are our level man!
*At the secret base*
Mystic-chan: [Chaos-kun, Chaos-chan...I believe in you both and my brother I know you'll find me.]
*Three mysterious people are running towards the Cell. "Mystic-chan..." *The shadows look like Mystic, Chaos, and Fem. Chaos...
Mystic-chan *Faces them* That was fast...Huh?
It was Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler alive and well...dressed as Chaos, Fem-Chaos and Mystic.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler:"We're here to save you!"
Mystic-chan: *Shocked* I thought Chaos-kun killed you three!
Chaos: You sure Mystic? Maybe they could tell use the location of the base also how about you mindscape talk to Fem-Mystic
Mystic*-_-'* Shit I can't believe I forgot about twin telepathy...Arlight i'll try...concentrate...Concentrate...*Focuses mind and puts fingers to temples*Concentrate...Come on...Errrr...*Burps*...Ummmm...
Gasser and Beauty:-_-'...
Allies: -_-'...
*at the base*
Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and jell Jiggler still dressed as Mystic, Chaos, and Fem-chaos...stood before Fem. Mystic's cell...
Neo-Mystic: *Laughs* "You really think a trio of buffoons can save you Mystic-chan? Don't make me laugh! *Laughs again and the mind-controlled girls laugh with him*
Bo-bobo *gets into his usual fighting pose in front of the sealed cell*: "We'll have you out of that cell in no time Mystic-chan. Super Fist of the Nosehair: Breaking the lock with Degakuman *Rears Dengakuman back*
Dengakuman *Struggles*: "Hey! Why me!"
Don Patch (as referee): "Now Bo-bobo prepares for his shot!" GO!"
Mystic-chan *O_O*: How do they ever win their fights? *Watches* There's no way this'll work, that thing is too soft.
Neo-Mystic grinned: Go ahead and try!
*Bo-bobo throws Dengakuman at the cell door and the 'dog' thing actually breaks down the door. "It worked!"
Neo-Mystic *O_O: WAAAAAA! No way! That ridiculous move actually destroyed my special jail cell?!
Mystic-chan *O_O*: NO WAAAAY! It actually worked?! *Walks out of the cell*: Thank you Mr. Bo-bobo...
Neo-Mystic*Orders*: Akua! Moka! After them!
*The two vampires shoot at the four people*
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: *scared* WAAAAA!
Bo-bobo *holds them up at the advancing vampires* : "Here's my shields!"
Mystic-chan:*Gets into a fighting stance in front of Bo-bobo and his friends: "Now it's my turn! I'll show you just what my oni-chan taught me!"
Akua tries her dimensional sword and Moka tries her super kick *Fem Mystic in an amazing atheltic move blocks both attacks with her bare hands and spins and delivered a spinning double kick to Moka's back and Akua's face sending both Shuzen sisters flying in different directions*
Neo-Mystic O_O: "Mystic-chan's more powerful than I gave her credit for!"
Bo-bobo: "Nice work Mystic-chan now let's get out of this crazy place."
*Nods* "Right Bo-bobo."
*The 4 then run off to find the exit.*
Chaoses: ...*Chaos senses something right*
Chaos: Hey I sense that fem Mystic is out
Neo-Mystic: *Growls*: "Oh no you don't! Akasha! Gyokuro go after them!
Gyokuro and Akahsa bow to Neo-Mystic: "Yes Neo-sama..." *runs after the fugitives*
Neo-Mystic *clenches his fist*: "I won't lose her! Not after all I've done to obtain her *Shows scene of Neo-Mystic killing Fem. Mystic's old former best friend Yami and then Neo-Mystic offering Black*Star, Sasuke, and Fuzen the chance to revive their clans if they'd join him as long as they remembered not to rough Mystic-chan up too much*: "I won't lose her...to that weak fool Chaos!"
With Fem. Mystic, Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and jelly Jiggler*
they had found the exit to the castle and ran out with Akasha and Gyokuro close behind.
Suddenly a flame shot at the group forcing them to stop. Akasha and Gyokuro hissed and jumped away from the fire...
Bo-bobo: "What? Where'd that flame come from?"
Jelly Jiggler *fanning himself with his luck hanky*: "Whew that is hot!"
Mystic-chan *-_-'* "Of all the people I'm stuck with...it had to be these three."
Surrounding the groups were a bunch of fire pokemon: A Charizard, an Aracanine, A Rapidash, and an Entei each of them had glowing purple eyes and Neo-Mystic's symbol on their foreheads.
Chaos: [Mystic-chan where are you?]
Mystic-chan: [Chaos-kun, Chaos-chan, Oni-chan, we're outside the castle in some large forest, but there are Pokémon here who work for Neo-Mystic!]
Jelly Jiggler: ...-_-
Don Patch: *looks at Mystic-chan jealous*: "It's not fair!" *Kicks Mystic-chan in the rear* Don Patch as Patches yelled "Why do you get to talk to Chaos-kun and I don't?!"
Mystic-chan: *Gives cold glare to Patches* *:(*
Patches: *Frozen in fear* *Literality Don Patch became a Patchicle.*
*Bo-bobo and Jelly Jiggler also literality froze in terror.*
The Pokémon surround Mystic-chan
Mystic-chan*gets into a fighting stance and charges lightning energy into fists*: "Looks like I'm on my own until they recover or Chaos-kun, Chaos-chan, and oni-chan find us."
Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jigger: "We're feeling better."
Mystic-chan *O_O*: "That was fast!"
Narriator: Well this is trouble for Mystic-chan; will Chaos, Fem- Chaos, and Mystic get to her in time will Bo-bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jigger ever learn that 2 + 2 = 4 join in next time in The Adventures of Chaos and Mystic.