A/N: Hey guys! For my first post on I decided to do a showdown between Percy and Hercules
I don't own PJO
Enjoy!
Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod and a child of Zues
Percy: Oh yeah, well I'm a demigod too and my dad is Poseidon.
Hercules: Well, when I was a baby killed two snakes with my bare hands
Percy: I know what you mean my mom freaked when I did that
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion
Percy: Really! I did too! I think I was fourteen
Hercules: I fought a hydra
Percy: Same! Although I didn't kill it on my own, Clarisse
Hercules: I hunted down the sacred deer of Artemis
Percy: Meh. Hunting deer isn't really my thing, but my cousin Thalia did that.
Hercules: Oh. Um...well...I fought this giant boar once.
Percy: Really? I think I fought it's girlfriend
Hercules: Well...*sweats nervously*...I had to clean this stable that wasn't cleaned in a thousand years
Percy: Reeeaalllyy. I heard that a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers.
Hercules: I-
Percy: Dude I could go all day
Hercules: *tries to quickly think of something*...I fought the amazons
Percy: Been there, done that.
Hercules: I fought the Minotaur
Percy: Dude I fought that thing twice. One at twelve and once at fifteen.
Hercules: I...I've been to the underworld and back!
Percy: Dude I'm seriously getting bored of that place I been there like what three or four times? I've lost count
Hercules:uhhhhh...*frantic breathing*... I've...
Percy: Are we done here?
Hercules: I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY! *grins like a maniac*
Percy: Well, you seen I was too, but I turned it down cause I liked this girl soooo
Herclues *can't take it anymore*
Hercules Jumps into the River Styx
Percy: Careful it burns!