Character Data 1: Mr Adam Buttosai

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(Please leave comments to expect more content sooner rather than later) Sup dudes this starts the character evaluations throughout the series. Nothing too big really. Its pretty self-explanatory! So dig right in if you want to know more about your favorite characters...which is me obviously.

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Character Data #1

Sup dudes! It's me, Buttosai the Handsome! I was asked by many audience members to make a character bio of not only me but everyone that is significant in some way in this story that goes on for eternity.

YOU THOUGHT

No one gave Tales of the Wasteland any reviews, no one gave them any feedback, and no one commented on how gorgeous I am! It ain't easy being me without criticism from viewers like yourself. Now without further ado, let's start our first character bio!

-Name: Adam Buttosai

-Alias: Buttosai the Handsome

-Age: 26

-Height: 6'1

-Intelligence: 6:10

-Occupation: Currently, I'm a space traveling thief-adventurer that's just trying to survive

-Friends: Who needs them!

-Hair Color: Dark Brown

-Foot size: Size 13 universally

-Birthday: September 19 (on standard calendar)

-#1 Hobby: Taking relaxing Baths

-Sexuality: Guys, I promise you that I like women and I'm not even remotely close to being gay or

bisexual.

-Abillities: Can traumatize opponents' souls with the sheer force of a pose from yours truly.

Can hypnotize people with my voice if needed.

I can cook

I'm an excellent swimmer

Can wield anything at leisure.

-Weapon: MY BODY

-Dislikes: Poor people, hippies, and grapes

-Weakness: My knack of getting ticked-off due to any affliction to my body, hair, or clothes

Don't worry people, as the tale goes on the data collection will update. There are many people that are just dying to be stalked...I mean recorded into the data analysis. Another thing, please don't hate me when I say this but I must confess that I like action figures. As a grown man I like action figures that do the cool pew-pew-pew sounds and resemble anime characters. I even take baths with them! And that's totally my deepest and darkest of secrets. Until next time folks!