Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of the characters, the great Akira Toriyama does.
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"Wake up! Lord Frieza just called an emergency meeting!" Dodoria called. "Aww, but it's the middle of the night, and I need my beauty sleep", grumbled Guldo. "Beauty sleep? A THOUSAND years of sleep couldn't help that face", Berter teased. "SHUT UP, BERTER! YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY SUPERMODEL MATERIAL YOURSELF!" Guldo shot back. "Oh, he'll probably never miss us, let's just both go back to sleep", Berter snapped, Guldo nodded.
Ten minutesnlater, everyone else started to gather in Frieza's war room. Raditz and Vegeta were the first to arrive, both wearing their usual Saiyan battle armor. Zarbon arrived shortly after them, wearing a pale pink robe, his long green hair rolled up in curlers, and a blue beauty mask was smeared on his face. "What? I'm not usually up and about at this hour", he said to the shocked looks Vegeta and Raditz were giving him. "And as for the two of you, you even SLEEP in your battle armor?" "Watch it, Zarbon, Frieza's peacock might get his feather's singed", Vegeta threatened. "Besides, we Saiyans are always prepared for battle at any hour of any day", he snapped. "What you NEED to be prepared for is a flea dip, monkey-boy", Zarbon retorted. Jeice arrived, his hair was covered in a brown solution, and wrapped in plastic. "WHAT IS THAT?" Raditz demanded, pointing at Jeice's head. "It's a conditioning treatment for my hair", Jeice huffed. "YOU might try it sometime, Vegeta . Maybe then you wouldn't go around looking like a hedgehog with anger issues!"
Captain Ginyu arrived, a brown teddy bear clutched tightly under his arm. "Uh, sir, you might have left that back in your room", whispered Jeice. Ginyu looked down. "Uh, Jeice, you must have dropped this on your way in", he said, tossing it to Jeice. "I did not, sir!" Jeice hollered, throwing it in the air. With an evil smile, Vegeta blasted the bear into ash. Ginyu stifled a sob, for his precious Mr. Stuffykins was no more. Then, Cui arrived, wearing an extremely large retainer that coiled around his head. To the stunned looks, he replied, "What? Do think a smile as dazzling as mine just appears by magic?" and lastly, Dodoria arrived, dragging behind him a bright neon green blanket. He glared at them. "Stop looking at my blankie! It's MINE, got it?"
With a grand flourish, Frieza swept into the room. "What is this foolishness that I see before me? Are the Saiyans the only ones who are dressedlike part of elite fighting force?" he snapped. Raditz and Vegeta stuck out their chests, and smirked at the others. Suddenly, Frieza's eyes widened. "Oh my word!" he gasped. "I stand corrected!" They all turned to see what had caused Frieza's reaction, and there stood Nappa in bright baby blue trap-door pajamas. Sadly, one of the trap-door buttons on his backside wasn't quite fastened. "I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!" Zarbon choked, shielding his eyes. "All right", Nappa said, "RADITZ! VEGETA! WHICH ONE OF TOOK MY BUNNY SLIPPERS!"