This is just a really stupid thing that I wrote when I was bored at work. If you don't like it tell me in a review! P.S. I don't own anything.
Clark sat milking a very fat cow that his father was to afraid to go near in case it fell on him. Clark did all the dangerous stuff. It didn't matter if it was only to get a penny out of the running weed wacker, Clark had to do it. Clark wished he was just like everyone else. It didn't matter that he saved like two people a day and plus if he was normal Lana probably wouldn't even look at him twice.
"Oh... Lana! What a women!" Clark said to himself. "If only I could tell her my deep dark secret that only my mom, dad, best friend, that orphan kid, Lionel Luthor and all the bad guys I put in the loony bin know about."
"You know you could tell me that secret and add me to that long list of people who know." Lana put her hand on Clark's shoulder right before he jumped up and screeched like a little girl.
"Why didn't I hear you come in?" Clark questioned bringing his voice down a lot deeper then it should be.
"Because you were so wrapped up in self pity. Which is why you should tell me that deep dark secret. We have so much in common. We both whine all day. I whine about my dad and mom and stupid boyfriend who went of to the war leaving little old virgin me all alone and you whine about having so much is on your shoulders even through I would think saving people's lives would be a good enough reward. Plus we whine about each other too. So what do you say, you want to get together and be happy?" Lana stared up at Clark with her big brown eyes begging him to say yes by grabbing and kissing her.
"I am sorry but for some reason I can not tell you even through it would bring us closer and give me everything I have always wanted. So please leave and let me go to my room sulk." Clark pushed her out of the door and slammed it behind her.
"God damn it Clark. I already know about you being an alien, so just tell me yourself!" Lana screamed from outside the barn door.
"Go away!" Clark yelled as he ran up to his loft to cry.
Lana stood outside the barn door kicking it every so often waiting for Clark to change his mind. After a couple hours she gave up and started to walk to her car.
"Lana! Wait!" Clark cried running after her.
"Yes, Clark?" Lana's heart skipped a beat finally he was going to tell her.
"Can I borrow your chemistry notes? I was to busy day-dreaming about you to write them down." Clark didn't blink once while he stared at Lana of course he was staring about 8 inches below her eyes but she didn't mind she wore a push-up bra for that exact reason. When she turned around to get the notes, Clark just kept on staring. Lana didn't know anyone that concentrated so hard when staring at girls. If only she knew that he had x-ray vision.
"Here." Lana handed over her notes.
"Thanks, see you and Chloe tomorrow at school." Clark turned and ran back to the barn.
Lana got in her car crying and swearing to never think or talk about Clark ever again. When she got back to Chloe's house she was still crying. Chloe welcomed her with a big hug up in their room. They talked all night about how much they hate men, Clark especially and ended up finding common ground realizing that it wasn't them that were crazy but Clark. The hugging turned into kissing and the kissing turned into both of them finding the love they needed. They didn't go to school the next day.
I am sorry if I have offended anyone but this was just a story so get over it. I could continue and I will if someone wants me too. Thanks for reading please Review.