A/N: Wecome to my latest story idea! Let me know how you like it!

'blah' = loudspeaker

Disclaimer: I own no part of anything connected to SSBM, SSB, or any of the various other francises involved, so don't sue.

It was a abnormal day in the Smasher's Mansion. Master Hand and Crazy Hand had suddenly started everyone training for God only knows what, and it was a time to expect the unexpected. Really. That had been Master Hand's advice for the day.

"I don't know how he expects us to expect the unexpected. I mean, wouldn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?" Ness wondered aloud as he waited for his turn to battle.

"You think too much, kid." Samus told him as she lounged in one of the dusty chairs sitting by the teleporters that transported the Smashers to whatever world they would be fighting in that day.

"Don't tell me you're actually going to take his advice?!" Falco exclaimed, plopping down next to Samus. Falco was one of the new additions to the Mansion that Crazy Hand kept bringing in, and as such wasn't quite used to the fights just yet. Still, his attitude helped him to fit in just fine. Rumor around the Mansion was that there were a lot more new fighters on the way, which had everyone excited, seeing as how their identities weren't revealed until they arrived.

"Huh, I wish Crazy would bring some more chicks in here now that he's bringing in all these outsiders, there's only Samus for right now." Captain Falcon muttered, coming out of one of the teleporters where he had been battling Falco.

"Not now, not ever, Falcon." Samus told the lecherous bounty hunter firmly.

A crash from outside the small Teleportation Center where the four of them were sitting made Falco jump. Everyone else just ignored it.

"Did you hear that?!" Falco yelped, jumping up, one hand on his blaster.

"Calm down, it's probably just Master Hand in one of his moods. Either that, or Dr. Mario's been playing with the nitroglycerin again." Ness said calmly, picking up a copy of Genius Quarterly that someone had left on the seat besides him.

Falco sank back down into his seat with a groan. " I am NEVER gonna get used to this place..."

"It gets better after awhile." Captain Falcon told him confidently.

"Speak for yourself! I've been here since the beginning and I STILL haven't gotten completly used to it!" Samus exclaimed.

"Somehow, I don't think you two are helping." Ness told them, recieving a dirty look from Falcon.

Suddenly, Master Hand stomed into the room, obviously ready to use some poor unfortunate Smasher as a moving target, followed lethargically by a much calmer Crazy Hand.

"Betcha it's Yoshi." Ness whispered to Falco. Yoshi was not the brightest Smasher around, and as such had a tendency to get on Master Hand's nerves the most. Still, he was an okay fighter, so Master and Crazy kept him around.

"WHERE ARE LINK AND MARIO?! I've checked all over the Mansion! When I find them..!" Master Hand roared.

"They're scheduled for a suprise team battle versus two mystery characters." Crazy Hand told the Smashers as he searched for the intercom that ran throughout the entire Mansion in order to call the errant Smashers down to the Teleportation Center.

An excited buzz quickly started. Everyone, even the newer Smashers, knew that mystery fighters meant more newbies. The question was, what world were they from? Most newbies were known by an existing Smasher for one reason or another.

Several minutes later, Link and Mario rushed into the tiny Teleportation Center as well, squeezing everyone inside even further.

"What's going on? Is today a training day?" Link asked, obviously still half asleep.

Master Hand struggled to keep from hurting the Hylian. "Yes! Weren't you listening this morning? You and Mario have a team fight versus two mystery characters!"

"Great. As if bringing Ganondorf and the 'King Of The Koopas' here wasn't bad enough." Mario groaned.

"Oh, stop whining. You got new battlegrounds in the bargain, so what's the problem?" Crazy Hand said. Master Hand just grunted and shoved the duo into the teleporters before they could say another word.

Link and Mario reappeared in an entirely new place.

"Ooh, new level..." Link said, looking around.

'We're calling it Mushroom Kingdom II. Now get ready to fight the mystery fighters!' The loudspeaker built into all the levels blared as two dark figures materialized opposite Mario and Link. As they moved into the light, Link noticed something familiar about one of the fighters.

"Princess Zelda?! Is that you?" Link yelped, stumbling backwards in confusion.

'GO!'

Indeed, it was the Princess of Hyrule herself, along with another girl who looked strangely similar.

"Peach! What's going on? Did I miss a memo or something?" Mario shouted, taken completly by suprise.

Peach waved cheerily at him before pulling a large vegetable from the ground and tossing it at Mario. Zelda waved also before pulling out a spell and setting Link on fire. During all the chaos, Zelda teleported with Fayore's Wind behind Link and grabbed ahold of his shirt.

"Suprised?" she asked, before tossing him off the edge of the stage.

Meanwhile, Mario was trying to figure out what he should do while still trying to avoid Peach's attacks. Finally, the princess lost patience and let fly with a frying pan to the head. Mario sailed offscreen.

Back in the Teleportation Center, everyone had a different opinion of how the fight went.

"Alright! More babes!" Captain Falcon shouted as Samus gave him a death glare.

"What?! They didn't even DO anything! What are we paying them for?" Master Hand shouted.

"You don't pay us. Speaking of which, can I have a raise?" Ness asked hopefully as Master Hand gave him a Look.

"Hahaha! This is even better than I had hoped!" Crazy Hand declared, obviously pleased with himself.

"Huh. Those girls are pretty good..." Falco said thoughtfully as the two newest additions to the Smasher's Mansion walked out of the teleporters triumphantly. Lagging behind, the rather lost Link and Mario stood, scratching their heads.

"What..." Link began.

"...Is going on?" Mario finished for him.

Wow. That was a lot longer than I thought. Oh well. Tell me if that was too much for one Chapter, alright? R&R please!