Hello! It is your oh-mighty, super- duper author, bluewingedangel81-sama! Here is a new story, It basically outlines everything I hate about fan fiction! Also I will update on my other stories, except- 1. I have to study for a Maths test I have after the holiday break and 2. I like writing a bunch of stories at once!But to all those who have favourite me, THANK YOU! Ciao ^^

Chapter 1: My Eyes! It Burns!

It was a sunny afternoon, our favourite boy Dan was sitting at his computer looking up new challengers on his account on the Bakugan website. There was one from this nerdy looking freckly kid that he didn't recognise- Rank 120. Message: U SHALL DYE! 1111 $#* U; U $$HOLE! 11111111 I HAVE FINALLY MADE IT INTO TOP 200 AND I SHALL KIK UR SORI $$1111.

Dan blinked. OK… he was really in such a good mood, that guy was lucky, man otherwise he would nip over to Los Angeles and DESTROY that dude for even having the nerve to poop on his Rank 1 position. He yawned, bored. None of his friends were online… well except for Shun who as usual wasn't very talkative. Dan clicked on his friend's username and began typing.

IAMTHENO1BRAWLER- Hey Man, whatup!

Silence is Golden- …

IAMTHENO1BRAWLER- COME ON MAN! TALK TO ME! I AM SO $#* BORED! PLEASE! OH PLEASE! PLEASE? ! PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP!

Silence is Golden- … I don't like sweets.

Silence is Golden has signed out.

So much for a friend, Dan pouted like a little kid who had been denied sweets. He opened a tab up to Google search except he didn't really know what to type. He could search up ways to deal with women? Or how to get girls to like him? Or maybe he could watch that video that Marucho had been filming of him kicking Shun's ass during their last battle? It had been posted somewhere on you tube. Smirking, he typed in 'Dan and Shun' on Google search. 147900346 results. He was about to click on the video when something caught his eye. It said Bakugan Fanfiction Archive, KAWAII BISHIE STORY by yAoiFAn2378.

Curious, he clicked on it and began reading. And then Dan took of his shirt. ZOMG! Like look at that 878437584 pack, OMFG, he is so hot! He is like a $#*ing sex god! But of coarse Shun-kun is much sexier! Hi hed a pack! Then the too got on the bed and-

Dan blinked, he had been pissed, how could someone say that Shun was sexier than him! His emotions were cut off by the next paragraph that made him choke on his saliva. 'OOOWWWWW! MY EYES! IT BURNS!'

'Is everything alright, dear?' Dan heard his Mom call from downstairs.

'I-I'm fine, M-Mom!' he called back and ripped the phone from the wall next to his bedside table and quickly dialled Shun's number. It took a whole two minutes before Shun's ticked off voice appeared on the phone. 'Hello?'

'OH MY GOD SHUN! OH MY GOD!' Dan screamed. There was a very awkward silence at the end of the phone.

'Wrong number,' said Shun, 'If you're calling the therapist, I'm afraid you have the wro-'

'NOOOOOOO SHUN!' Dan screamed, Shun almost tore the phone from his ear in surprise, 'IT's ME DAAAAANNNN! AAAARRRRGGGH! YOU HAVE GOTTA SEE THIS MAN!'

There was a pause. 'As I was saying the thera-'

'GO ONTO THE INTERNET NOW, MAN! I TELL YA!' Dan shrieked.

'I don't have time for this, Dan,' Shun said sounding VERY pissed off now. I'm supposed to be practising my dragon spinning kick an-'

'THIS IS SERIOUS MAN!'

Shun sighed and agreed, how he had ever got that guy as a best friend, he'd never understand. He turned on the computer, 'OK, now what do I do?'

'SEARCH UP 'KAWAII BISHIE STORY-'

'Dan, seriously, calm down and stop speaking in caps,' Shun said, a vein popping in his head. He couldn't take this. He typed in 'kawaii bishie story on Google search.'

'Then click on the first one, Bakugan Fanfiction.'

Shun clicked on it and began reading. He tried his best to ignore all the text typing and grammer and spelling errors. –and then they got on the bed and-

The vein in his head literally snapped, blood flowed down his forehead and dripped onto the computer but he ignored it. 'Wha-What?' Oh even the great, Mr Hotshot was hyperventilating to this. 'But- we're just friends! What do you mean, WHAT? You love ME?'

Shun fainted. Meanwhile on Dan's end of the phone-'Hello? Dude, are you still there?' The phone line went dead.

Well, what do you think? This chapter was to make fun of yaoi! Next is a cliché school fic. Please R&R! If you are a yaoi fan, sorry if you were offended but seriously, I hate it when people write those crappy yaoi stories that make no sense! And seriously, those stories are only written so fan girls can masturbate to it! Well not all of them but a lot of them do! Anyway, that's all for now! Ciao ^^