RONdezvous Chapter one
pairing::DracoxRon, implied HermionexSnape (barely at all)
Author's Note::written with a friend during a sugar hyped sleepover. guaranteed hyper bizarrity.
Definite OOCishness
Rating::R just in case.
"Harder, Ron, harder..." Harry urged, frustratedly. "You need to stop getting distracted! We can't finish this if you're daydreaming about someone else."
Ron sat there dreamily recalling the events:: Earlier that day, Ron, Harry and Hermione had been standing around Hagrid's hut waiting for Care of Magical Creatures to begin. Hermione overhead one of Draco's snide remarks, and tackled him, knocking both of them into a giant mud puddle. There commenced a femenine catfight, involving lots of hair grabbing and clothes ripping. Ron watched in shock, yet unable to turn away he watched in fascination. "God, do they live to taunt me?" Just the sight of it was making him excited::
Just the thought of it aroused his senses and he became painfully aware of Harry's proximity. "Can't we just finish this later. I can't really conentrate right now."
Harry frowned."We can't put off our potions paper any longer... If you concentrated harder you could finish it soon."
"I know!" But he couldnt get the sight of the fight out of his mind. Did this mean he was in love with Hermione?
~::~
"You're such a prick, Blaise! You'll never get laid!" sneered Draco.
"Shut up you wanker! I bet I could lay anyone in this school before you could, you rank little prat! Name the target." Blaise retorted.
"Hmm," Draco thought out loud, "who would be the hardest one to lay in this hell hole of a school?"
"Hermione Granger." Draco stared at Pansy in bewilderment.
"That's bloody brilliant. That's the smartest thing I've heard from you since you called me a sexy beast last night."
"Hermione Granger it is then," Blaise accepted.
~::~
"Hermione, I think i love you..."
"Honestly Ron! Your Potions paper should be done by now." Hermione frowned and Ron looked puzzled.
"What does that have to do with me expressing my undying love for you?"
Hermione looked shocked. "You mean you are serious?"
Ron nodded solemnly.
"Well, I suppose this explains your fascination with Draco and me mud wreslting... Well, I am afraid I don't want to take time away from your failing school work."
"But..."
"How about this. Your potions paper is due tomorrow. Since you aren't motivated to do well enough on it, I propose a reward, should you do well."
"What do you mean a reward?"
"If Snape gives you a C, you get a kiss. A B is second base. An A, I'll sleep with you."
"Bloody brilliant!" Ron wisked away, Hermione supposed, to do his paper.
~::~
pairing::DracoxRon, implied HermionexSnape (barely at all)
Author's Note::written with a friend during a sugar hyped sleepover. guaranteed hyper bizarrity.
Definite OOCishness
Rating::R just in case.
"Harder, Ron, harder..." Harry urged, frustratedly. "You need to stop getting distracted! We can't finish this if you're daydreaming about someone else."
Ron sat there dreamily recalling the events:: Earlier that day, Ron, Harry and Hermione had been standing around Hagrid's hut waiting for Care of Magical Creatures to begin. Hermione overhead one of Draco's snide remarks, and tackled him, knocking both of them into a giant mud puddle. There commenced a femenine catfight, involving lots of hair grabbing and clothes ripping. Ron watched in shock, yet unable to turn away he watched in fascination. "God, do they live to taunt me?" Just the sight of it was making him excited::
Just the thought of it aroused his senses and he became painfully aware of Harry's proximity. "Can't we just finish this later. I can't really conentrate right now."
Harry frowned."We can't put off our potions paper any longer... If you concentrated harder you could finish it soon."
"I know!" But he couldnt get the sight of the fight out of his mind. Did this mean he was in love with Hermione?
~::~
"You're such a prick, Blaise! You'll never get laid!" sneered Draco.
"Shut up you wanker! I bet I could lay anyone in this school before you could, you rank little prat! Name the target." Blaise retorted.
"Hmm," Draco thought out loud, "who would be the hardest one to lay in this hell hole of a school?"
"Hermione Granger." Draco stared at Pansy in bewilderment.
"That's bloody brilliant. That's the smartest thing I've heard from you since you called me a sexy beast last night."
"Hermione Granger it is then," Blaise accepted.
~::~
"Hermione, I think i love you..."
"Honestly Ron! Your Potions paper should be done by now." Hermione frowned and Ron looked puzzled.
"What does that have to do with me expressing my undying love for you?"
Hermione looked shocked. "You mean you are serious?"
Ron nodded solemnly.
"Well, I suppose this explains your fascination with Draco and me mud wreslting... Well, I am afraid I don't want to take time away from your failing school work."
"But..."
"How about this. Your potions paper is due tomorrow. Since you aren't motivated to do well enough on it, I propose a reward, should you do well."
"What do you mean a reward?"
"If Snape gives you a C, you get a kiss. A B is second base. An A, I'll sleep with you."
"Bloody brilliant!" Ron wisked away, Hermione supposed, to do his paper.
~::~