We all remember the story of the Pieman. He fought for the little guy, and fought against the jerks of Springfield. But, for some reason no one ever understood, he vanished. But, he knew he would be needed some day, and he would be prepared when that day came. How do I know this? He's my dad.
I am Bart Simpson. In my younger days, I also paraded as the Cupcake Kid. But, that was a long time ago. I'm in college now, dating Gina, the girl I met in juvenile hall. But, that doesn't change the fact who I was or who I am.
When Pieman hung up his tin and cape, my dad prepared for the worst to happen. He realized he needed someone smart, and that he could NEVER tell Lisa he might become Pieman again. So, he just had someone remove the crayon from his brain again, and then had Moe stick it back in when he was done.
Homer designed a new Pie cave, along with a few new little toys he could use if he ever got in trouble. But, he never actually got to use them. He trained me to fight crime, and how to conceal my identity from the world. While Pieman may have been out of action, the Cupcake Kid made a fewvisits to the school yard and had a few more long chats with Nelson and the other bullies of Springfield.
But, I'm getting ahead of myself. My father may have been Pieman, but this is my story.