Another joke from Shigure
"Hey, Hatori. Did you hear the one about the old woman and the sweet corn?"
"No and I don't want to, but I've got a feeling you're going to tell me anyway"
"Yes I am."
Hatori gave a sigh.
"There were three men driving a car through a corn field. Unfortunately the car runs out of gas. Luckily there was a house nearby so one of the men walks through the field to the house and knocks on the door and a little old lady opens it. The man asks if she has any spare gas he can use to get his car running. She says yes but there was a catch. The only way the women was going to give him the gas was if he slept with her. Now the old women could've been old enough to be his great great - great- grandma so he gagged and ran away back to the car. The second man goes up to the house, hears the lady's offer and has the same reaction as the first man. This left the third man to take responsibility to get the gas. When he goes up to the house he accepts the offer the old lady offers to him."
Hatori felt a slight shiver down his spine.
"Anyway, he asks the old lady if she minds being blindfolded. She said that was fine as she found it kinky. So he leads the woman up the stairs and into her bedroom. The man then quickly went down stairs and picked a couple of corn ears and went back up stairs. The old lady had prepared herself and had her legs open and ready..."
"Shigure, I really think I don't want to hear anymore of this joke,"
"But I haven't even gotten to the best bit yet and it's not what you think, you dirty boy,"
"Alright"
"Carrying straight on, he inserted the sweetcorn into her and started pumping it into her, replacing the sweet corn whenever it got too "saturated" and throwing them out of the window. Finally on the fourth sweet corn she orgasmed. The man pretended to put his "thing" away and chucked the final sweet corn away out of the window. The lady took the blindfold off, made herself decent and thanked the man before going off to get the gas. Now this is the funny bit. When the man got back to the car with gas in hand one of the men said, while you were the house screwing that old bint, we were eating the best butter corn on the cob ever"
Hatori thought he was going to vomit.
A/N I cringed when I heard this joke.
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