A/N Be warned that this story is absolutely pointless, and if you don't like Slash, don't read it. However- I cannot take all the credit for it's randomness which also falls to my co-writers Wrin, and Myia. I however am Sola, and I shall be you're "tour guide" through the story. Enjoy! R&R please!
Ch. 1
Aragorn put his hand on the shoulder of Legolas the Elvin prince. Eyeing him lustfully, Aragorn said, "We shall not leave Merry and Pippin to ruin." However, he's really thinking Now that Pippin is gone, you, Legolas, are the object of my affection.
Leaving his hand on Legolas' shoulder a moment too long, Legolas says,
"Sorry, Aragorn. I don't swing that way."
And with not-so-obvious delicacy, Legolas picked Aragorn's hand off his shoulder and dropped it by his side. Later, while Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn are running to save Merry and Pippin from the evil orcs, Legolas runs ahead to get away from Aragorn. Unfortunately Aragorn follows (leaving Gimli behind, per usual) keeps up with Legolas and makes passes at him.
"But I'll leave Pippin for you! I'll change!" cried Aragorn.
"Aragorn," Legolas repeated more sternly, "I don't swing that way."