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Tom: Hello folks! welcome to the daily news channel! Tonight's top story Ms. Piggy "frogged" by Kermit the frog! I will pass you onto Jeff for more info on the story. Jeff?
Jeff: Thanks Tom, it appears that Ms. Piggy from the muppets group was "frogged" by a fellow co-worker known as Kermit the frog. Ms. Piggy and Kermit were in the local Taco Bell and decided to get in a "quickie" in the men's restroom. One man walked into the bathroom and was disgusted by the site of a Frog have sexual intercourse with a pig, he ran out of the bathroom and complained to the worker at the register. The man working at the register ran into the bathroom and also was disgusted by the events taking place in that bathroom. He noticed blood coming from Ms. Piggy's vaginal canal so he dialed 911 and asked for paramedics. Soon after Ms. Piggy was rushed to the hospital due to a the paramedics seeing signs of Herpes, which turned out to be just a cold sore. But the whole thing was caught on camera in the men's bathroom and has been leaked via internet. I will now pass things over to John the only African American in the studio. John?
John: Thanks Jeff, that was extremely racist. NOW DEM KIDS BETTER BE WEARING DEM CONDOMS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE STD HERPES OR ANY OTHER KIND OF STD BEING PASSED AROUND. GOT IT? That is all back to you Tom.
Tom: Well ladies and gentlemen, now it is time for the local sports Jim?
Jim: So for our sports today the "Spiddlephinkenphompers" are beating the "Shazamfuddles" 1-2 in the game Skiddlezamco. That is all. Back to you Tom?
Tom: Well that's all we've got time for! See you tomorrow on the Daily local news! Goodnight and don't let the bed bugs bite!