Vitara's Date
Princess Niobe
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ wish as I might (I wonder how much it would cost……*Sees price tag and faints* I guess not. Well enjoy and I beg of you R+R!!!!
Early morning at the briefs household and not a creature is stirring except for one person who at this Very moment was debating whether or not to rise from her bed and greet the day
"It is not morning! The sun isn't even up yet, so why in the hell am I up? I should still be asleep." Princess Vitara, sister to Prince Vegita whined.
She did end up rolling out of bed and going down the stairs to get some breakfast. When, suddenly, she sensed a familiar Ki hurtling toward the house from somewhere in the atmosphere. This realization was followed immediately by a very loud crash in the front yard. Now her curiosity was awake, even if she wasn't. She ran out the front door and found herself levitating over a large crater created by a very small capsule.
Checking that her Ki shields were up she dropped to the bottom and stood next to the capsule waiting for it to open. The door slowly crept open amid steam jets and the dust raised by the crash. There was a soft thud as the door contacted the ground and as the steam clouds cleared someone stepped out of the capsule.
"Goku!! You scared the hell out of me!! What are you doing in this capsule and dressed like that?" Vitara cried in relief as she noticed that Goku was dressed in Saijin armor and wearing a scouter.
"What are you blathering about woman?" The guy asked
"Blathering?!" Vitara said insulted and confused "Okay well if you're not Goku then who are you and what is your business here?" She finished imperiously.
"If it is any of your business I'm looking for Kakarott. I know he resides on this miserable dust speck so tell me where he is!" the newcomer said matching tones with Vitara.
'Oh, Kakarott, that is Goku's Saijin name. That means……' Vitara's train of thought was derailed mid track switch.
"Woman! I'm still here; You will direct me to Kakarott immediately!"
"I will not!! And by the way I have a name you idiot! Princess Vitara and I suggest you show the proper respect when you address me peasant! For If you do know Kakarott you must be a commoner." Vitara said haughtily. Then she reached mentally out to the residents of the house.
("Bulma! I suggest that you and his majesty get down here, someone is asking for Kakarott and I'm not sure what to do!" She heard sleepy mumbles at the back of her mind 'now it's time to get loud' "Wake up!! I don't care what you were doing last night!! Disentangle yourselves and get your-"Vitara was cut off again "Chill we'll be down in a minute" Bulma sent back "About time" Vitara grumbled.) When she got back to planet reality she was greeted by the Goku impersonator who was once more making demands the main one was for breakfast.
"Oh do shut it!" Vitara said dropping her ki shields and going SSJ1 without much effort "You're not the only one who is hungry!! I'm sleepy I'm sore and I haven't eaten yet so don't mess with me" Vitara said drawing and spreading her war fan. And a tense silence fell punctuated by the bang of the front door slamming open to reveal a grumpy Vegita, and Bulma brandishing a baseball bat. The mystery man chose this moment to get out of the embarrassing situation he was in and make a break for it. Unfortunately for him Vitara saw what he was doing before her got too far. There was a short scuffle which ended with Vitara seated on the mystery man's chest holding her fully spread war fan at his throat.
"If I were you, I wouldn't move. That was a very stupid move for you to make and we both know it. One more millimeter of movement from you, and you sir, will not see the light of another day." Vitara said her voice quivering with white hot fury.
"Tara is this some kind of joke?" Bulma asked.
"Excuse me!? Are you insinuating that I would call you down here for no reason?" Vitara inquired. "This Idiot is looking for-"Vitara started but was cut off.
"I have a name too your-Ouch that hurts- Highness, its Balu." He finished wincing as Vitara's fan drew blood.
"Fine! As I was saying before this BEEEP*[1]interrupted He is looking for Kakarott and I thought it best to detain him until he made his intentions known to us!!!!!" Vitara snapped. "Vegita! Get your butt down here immediately if not sooner! I'm hungry and I want to make breakfast. If you don't mind" Vitara said losing her temper.
"Shut it, I find this rather amusing to watch I'm staying right here." Vegita said reaching new heights of sadism.
"Ohh! Now that's it I'm coming up there to drag you down here by the hair, Torch-head!!!!" Vitara cried at last losing her temper and letting Balu up. Chibi Trunks chose this moment to make his appearance.
"What's going on Mom?" He asked Bulma.
"Nothing Trunks honey your father was just going down to talk to somebody. Weren't you Dear?" Bulma asked taking a menacing tone that even made Vitara cringe.
"What- I mean um... yes I was" Vegita said hastily jumping to the bottom of the crater to take Vitara's place giving her an extensively dirty look. Vitara now released from guard duty grinned hugely and sprinted to the crater rim and into the house.
Moments later clanging and crashing could be heard from the vicinity of the kitchen.
"Maybe I should go help her 'So we don't end up with a burned down house' " Bulma said sending the last through her mental bond to Vegita.
"You can say that again woman." Vegita sent back smiling in spite of himself; Vitara's last excursion into the fine art of cooking had nearly burned the kitchen down.
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"Vitara? Are you sure you know what you're doing?" Bulma asked when she entered the kitchen.
"Just because I set the stove on fire last time, doesn't mean I'm totally incompetent." Vitara said breaking eggs into a bowl to make pancakes. "Besides this recipe is so easy who could get it wrong???" She finished innocently. Suddenly there was a crash outside and Vitara picked up Goku, Gohan, and Goten's Ki's near Vegita's. "I guess I'd better make some more"
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So the making of breakfast continued quite serenely until The saiyan males came into the house and Balu Distracted Vitara from what she was doing by saying
"Oh whatever that is smells good!" Vitara laughed at him and turned back to the stove grinning to find the skillet smoking.
"Damn it! You made me burn them!!" She cried frustrated. After throwing the well done pancakes into the trash she started over and finally polished off the batter and threw the last of the pancakes onto the already Huge stack.
"Eat, No Gohan I didn't poison them they're perfectly edible Bulma watched me make them." She said Plunking down at the table and helping herself to five pancakes and proceeded to drench them in syrup and devour them in a most un-ladylike fashion. Taking their cue from her the rest of the people in the house helped themselves to some breakfast. Several hours later everyone's hunger sated. The questions started…
"So what exactly are you doing here?" Bulma asked.
'Geez He's not bad looking.' Vitara started but heard Bulma in the back of her mind giggling at that she blushed.
"I'm just here to find my brother" Balu said indicating Goku.
"He's your brother? Well I do see some resemblance, but that aside can you prove it???" Vitara asked and everyone at the table fell over. "It's a perfectly legitimate question! You asked me the same when I got here!! I had to show you my scar and Vegita told how I got it and even then you tested DNA just to be sure I wasn't lying." She finished offended.
"If I get my DNA tested will you believe that I harbor no bad intentions?" He said yawning and this served no purpose besides pissing her off and big surprise it worked.
"You need blood to test for DNA right?" Vitara asked sweetly and Bulma answered
"Yes blood works best."
"I'll get you some blood!!" Vitara cried launching herself at him her fan in hand and spread. Gohan caught her by the arms and held her back as Vegita waltzed up and snatched the fan from her shaking fingers.
"I think I'll hold this for you, Dear sister It's sharp and you could injure yourself." He said.
"I'll injure you!!!" She screeched straining against Gohan's grip.
Diffusing the situation Bulma said to Vitara "Chill out!" and slapped her face, Vitara Immediately stopped struggling and contented herself with throwing venomous looks at Balu as Bulma drew and tested Blood .She found that yes Goku and Balu were very closely related.
"Fine! I –"Vitara seemed lost for words and after a moment she whirled around and stormed up to her room.
[1] *Censored!!!!!