A Ramdon Story
By Dr. Hannah
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 1
This is TOTALLY against my better judgment, CAUSE NOW I'M TORN BETWEEN 4 FICS!!!! Ppl that think of me as girl-that-updates-every-day, sorry, but that won't be happening as much. *Sigh*
Yes, there are probably many other YYHcast-forced-to-act-out-stories fics out there and lots of fics out there way better than- OK I'LL SHUT UP!!
The 3 Little Pigs.
Hiei "Hn, I don't want to be a stupid wolf."
Kuwabara "Hey, I'm not letting the Shrimp eat me!!"
Hiei "... eat me? Oh I'll like this."
Yusuke "Bad choice of words dude."
Me "GET MOVING!!!!!"
Once upon a time, a mother pig was too old to take care of her 3 baby pigs. She sadly said goodbye and tearfully watched them leave.
Genkai "GET OUT OF MY $^&*#@$^%! TEMPLE!!!!!"
The 3 pigs decided to each build a house. The first pig was lazy and chose to build a house of house.
Kuwabara "Straw? I need all my straws to drink my Dr. Pepper! Oh, that straw. Uhhh, where can I find straw?"
The second pig chose to build a house of wood.
Yusuke "Aww, do I have to? How do you build a house out of wood anyway? Can I have an instruction Manuel?"
The last pig, the smartest, built a house out of bricks.
Kurama is busy mixing some cement together and has gathered a large load of bricks.
???? "Shuichi!!"
Kurama (Shuichi) "Huh? What? Oh, no, NUH UHN YOKO!!!"
Yoko "Aw, come on, do you really want to do this? PLEASE?!?"
Kurama "NO WAY!!! Last time you robbed a bank!!"
Yoko "Last time."
Kurama "And before that, you stole 2 million dollars worth of jewelry!
Yoko "Oh yeah. So shiny! Can you blame me?"
Kurama "... YES!"
[Uh, while Kurama tries to solve internal problems] The big, bad wolf is on the prowl for some pigs, it spots the youngest pig about to go into his newly built straw house.
Hiei "Hn."
Kuwabara "*snores*"
Hiei "... Hmmm, this will be fun..."
And so, the big bag wolf proceeded to shave the pig with his sword. HEY WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE!!
Me "Hiei!"
Hiei "What?"
Me "Use some scissors please? I don't want any blood on the stage."
Hiei "..." *Gets a particularly "bloody" idea*
The wolf easily blew down the pig's poor house, and the young pig quickly ran in fear. He saw his brother's wooden house and ran towards it, screaming all the way.
Kuwabara *Still snoring*
Hiei *Almost done cutting*
"Help! Help! The Big bad wolf came and blew my house down!!" They quickly ran into the stick house and locked the doors and windows.
Kuwabara "...My hair...*Snore*...stupid shrimp...*Snore*"
Yusuke "*Yawn* Hmm, I wonder what Keiko's doing."
Hiei is finally done; he kicks Kuwabara a few times for good measure, then dashes off to Yusuke's house.
The Wolf arrived at the stick house, he huffed and puffed and blew the house down!
Hiei "Hey Yusuke, where's the house."
Yusuke "Donno. Where's Kuwabara?"
Hiei "Uhhh, Hn."
The 2 pigs fled in fear to their eldest brother's brick house.
Yusuke starts running, but Hiei overtakes him in less than a second.
The oldest brother quickly ushered his siblings into the brick house, and locked all the doors and windows.
Kurama, now in his fox (Demon) form.
Yoko "WOO HOO!! Off to Las Vegas!!"
Kurama "WHAT!? You promised!!!"
Yoko "I did NOT promise! And you should know by now not to trust me!"
Yoko runs off, in the general direction of Las Vegas. I MEAN THE WOLF CAME AND HUFFED AND PUFFED!
Yusuke "Hiei, get off me."
Hiei "Hn. Hey, I should try shaving you too!"
Yusuke "... O.O ..."
Too bad, the wolf couldn't blow the brick house down, and to make a short story long, he decided to ram the door.
Hiei has gotten his sword out and has a maniacal gleam in his eyes.
Yusuke "*Gulp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The wolf succeeded in knocking down the door. He went in and ate all the pigs. Hey wait, WHO SWICHED THE SCRIPTS!!
Shizuru "Dang! She's smarter than I thought!"
Um, anyway, the wolf rammed the down the door, uh, and then, um, where's that book!?!?
Yoko "Hehehehe..."
Ok, uh, let's say he didn't listen to the laws of physics and the momentum carried him into the conveniently placed boiling cauldron. THE END!!! ^.^ NOW GET OFF MY STAGE!!!
Hiei "Hn."
Yusuke "YES! SAFE!!!"
Hiei "I'll get you later..."
YAY!! There goes the first chappie! Review with ideas and stories! Well, review anyway! Yes, you can flame me. AND IF SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THE SPACING! SORRY!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 1
This is TOTALLY against my better judgment, CAUSE NOW I'M TORN BETWEEN 4 FICS!!!! Ppl that think of me as girl-that-updates-every-day, sorry, but that won't be happening as much. *Sigh*
Yes, there are probably many other YYHcast-forced-to-act-out-stories fics out there and lots of fics out there way better than- OK I'LL SHUT UP!!
The 3 Little Pigs.
Hiei "Hn, I don't want to be a stupid wolf."
Kuwabara "Hey, I'm not letting the Shrimp eat me!!"
Hiei "... eat me? Oh I'll like this."
Yusuke "Bad choice of words dude."
Me "GET MOVING!!!!!"
Once upon a time, a mother pig was too old to take care of her 3 baby pigs. She sadly said goodbye and tearfully watched them leave.
Genkai "GET OUT OF MY $^&*#@$^%! TEMPLE!!!!!"
The 3 pigs decided to each build a house. The first pig was lazy and chose to build a house of house.
Kuwabara "Straw? I need all my straws to drink my Dr. Pepper! Oh, that straw. Uhhh, where can I find straw?"
The second pig chose to build a house of wood.
Yusuke "Aww, do I have to? How do you build a house out of wood anyway? Can I have an instruction Manuel?"
The last pig, the smartest, built a house out of bricks.
Kurama is busy mixing some cement together and has gathered a large load of bricks.
???? "Shuichi!!"
Kurama (Shuichi) "Huh? What? Oh, no, NUH UHN YOKO!!!"
Yoko "Aw, come on, do you really want to do this? PLEASE?!?"
Kurama "NO WAY!!! Last time you robbed a bank!!"
Yoko "Last time."
Kurama "And before that, you stole 2 million dollars worth of jewelry!
Yoko "Oh yeah. So shiny! Can you blame me?"
Kurama "... YES!"
[Uh, while Kurama tries to solve internal problems] The big, bad wolf is on the prowl for some pigs, it spots the youngest pig about to go into his newly built straw house.
Hiei "Hn."
Kuwabara "*snores*"
Hiei "... Hmmm, this will be fun..."
And so, the big bag wolf proceeded to shave the pig with his sword. HEY WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE!!
Me "Hiei!"
Hiei "What?"
Me "Use some scissors please? I don't want any blood on the stage."
Hiei "..." *Gets a particularly "bloody" idea*
The wolf easily blew down the pig's poor house, and the young pig quickly ran in fear. He saw his brother's wooden house and ran towards it, screaming all the way.
Kuwabara *Still snoring*
Hiei *Almost done cutting*
"Help! Help! The Big bad wolf came and blew my house down!!" They quickly ran into the stick house and locked the doors and windows.
Kuwabara "...My hair...*Snore*...stupid shrimp...*Snore*"
Yusuke "*Yawn* Hmm, I wonder what Keiko's doing."
Hiei is finally done; he kicks Kuwabara a few times for good measure, then dashes off to Yusuke's house.
The Wolf arrived at the stick house, he huffed and puffed and blew the house down!
Hiei "Hey Yusuke, where's the house."
Yusuke "Donno. Where's Kuwabara?"
Hiei "Uhhh, Hn."
The 2 pigs fled in fear to their eldest brother's brick house.
Yusuke starts running, but Hiei overtakes him in less than a second.
The oldest brother quickly ushered his siblings into the brick house, and locked all the doors and windows.
Kurama, now in his fox (Demon) form.
Yoko "WOO HOO!! Off to Las Vegas!!"
Kurama "WHAT!? You promised!!!"
Yoko "I did NOT promise! And you should know by now not to trust me!"
Yoko runs off, in the general direction of Las Vegas. I MEAN THE WOLF CAME AND HUFFED AND PUFFED!
Yusuke "Hiei, get off me."
Hiei "Hn. Hey, I should try shaving you too!"
Yusuke "... O.O ..."
Too bad, the wolf couldn't blow the brick house down, and to make a short story long, he decided to ram the door.
Hiei has gotten his sword out and has a maniacal gleam in his eyes.
Yusuke "*Gulp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The wolf succeeded in knocking down the door. He went in and ate all the pigs. Hey wait, WHO SWICHED THE SCRIPTS!!
Shizuru "Dang! She's smarter than I thought!"
Um, anyway, the wolf rammed the down the door, uh, and then, um, where's that book!?!?
Yoko "Hehehehe..."
Ok, uh, let's say he didn't listen to the laws of physics and the momentum carried him into the conveniently placed boiling cauldron. THE END!!! ^.^ NOW GET OFF MY STAGE!!!
Hiei "Hn."
Yusuke "YES! SAFE!!!"
Hiei "I'll get you later..."
YAY!! There goes the first chappie! Review with ideas and stories! Well, review anyway! Yes, you can flame me. AND IF SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THE SPACING! SORRY!!!!