Okay, ok I will admit that I have been very slow with the updating and the
writing, but I promise this will be good. I got such a good idea and needed
to put it up. Enjoy!!
Inuyasha 1st movie: the funny version
Feudal Era *Note: this is the point in time when Kagome shot her arrow and shattered the Shikon jewel***
Scene 1 When the Shikon jewel shattered
Narrator- well for those who haven't already seen this thing break a thousand times.. yup flying shards, ooh an evil forest.. (A shard landed on a tree). it's the famous metamorphasizing tree. (Some type of bug started growing out from it). and the moth man returns.
Demon- I... Am... Alive!!!
~Not to far away ~
Sesshomaru- God, this has only started and these comments are already lame
Narrator- hey! It's not my fault I have to stretch this story out for another 8 or more chapters.
(a close-up of Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru- well maybe the audience will at least like this sexy shot of me (2 demons appear in the background)
Villain1- hey! Look at us! We're the cliché underlings of the main villain!
Sesshomaru- don't interrupt me! I'm in the middle of another sexy shot
Villain2- but if we don't get as much air time as we can now, we never will because we're sure to die at the end!
Sesshomaru- oh okay, I'll go ahead and kick your ass now and be done with it. (Sessh. releases his glowing whip thingy, kills them, and leaves)
Sesshomaru- got to make a sexy exit too
Villain1- crap! I thought we were supposed to die at the end, not the beginning
~Lots of days later, so the gang is united~
~~Kagome's time~~
Granpa- look my grandson this is a very special tree, it is magical you know.
Kagome- Granpa's out there talking about that tree again, isn't he?
Kagome's mom- it's a little creepy, he thinks that tree's a gateway to the world of elves or something
Kagome- but that's crazy, like saying there's a well that goes back in ti. forget it (Kagome grabs her stuff and heads for the feudal era)
Kagome-I should've kept my mouth shut now granpa's talking to the well, anyways time to get this movie started.
Narrator- and of course we have to introduce the cast for those who are being forced to read this. (close-up of Sango) ok here's Sango (close-up of Miroku) and Miroku 'exciting, huh?' (close-up of Shippo cowering behind Inu and Miroku) and here's the wimp, I mean Shippo (close-up of Inuyasha) and of course, it's got to have him, duh.What the hell are they looking at!!
(close-up of a scorpion demon heading up the hill to the gang) Narrator- ok I'm good
Inuyasha- oh fun, it's the pointless battle that will show everyone what we can do
Miroku- yeah but scorpions give me the willies
(Inuyasha slides down the hill with the cool dust trailing behind him)
Inuyasha- whoo hoo! I love sliding down the hills (he takes out the Tetsusaiga and attacks the demon)
Inuyasha- see! I have a big sword to cut things with!
(Sango and Miroku join the fight)
Sango- well I guess we need to do something
Shippo- um. being in this movie doesn't mean I have to fight, right?
(the demon attacks Sango and Miroku so that they fell to the ground, Miroku tries to help Sango up)
Miroku- wait before the audience thinks I'm a nice guy... (he touches her butt)
Miroku- yeah, there we go
Smack!
Sango- you know you could be a little less perverted for the movie
Myoga- hey, don't forget me! I'm still a major character!
Inuyasha- guys, I'm still fighting this thing all by myself!
Kagome-okay, I've arrived
Inuyasha- what took you so long?
Kagome- flashbacks
(the demon interrupts with the crashing and the you get the picture)
Inuyasha- well this is a new record for how long it takes before I have to save you (he picked her up and ran for it)
Kagome- my bike!
Inuyasha- bike? You should be thinking about losing weight this is a movie after all (he lands in a safe spot)
Inuyasha- okay, I'm tired of this battle already, just let me cut it up now
(Miroku held out his right arm)
Miroku- and I'll suck. wait that they come out right
Shippo- eek! I'm scared
Sango- oh who cares, let's get on with the real story now
Beep!
Inuyasha- did anyone just hear that?
Kagome- uh. no
Inuyasha- hmm.
(Kagome picked up the jewel and it purified) Shippo- hey can you turn water into wine too?
Inuyasha- well let me do this cool pose first, the we'll start the plot.
................................ ........... .............. ................ ................... .................... ...................... ......................... ............................. ............................. ............................... ................................ ................................... .................................... Narrator- yup, can't you see the plot developing right before your eyes?
Heheh, well sorry guys that's it no more!!! I'll update as soon as possible!! Please review!! Tell me what you guys think so I can write more. @__@!!
Inuyasha 1st movie: the funny version
Feudal Era *Note: this is the point in time when Kagome shot her arrow and shattered the Shikon jewel***
Scene 1 When the Shikon jewel shattered
Narrator- well for those who haven't already seen this thing break a thousand times.. yup flying shards, ooh an evil forest.. (A shard landed on a tree). it's the famous metamorphasizing tree. (Some type of bug started growing out from it). and the moth man returns.
Demon- I... Am... Alive!!!
~Not to far away ~
Sesshomaru- God, this has only started and these comments are already lame
Narrator- hey! It's not my fault I have to stretch this story out for another 8 or more chapters.
(a close-up of Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru- well maybe the audience will at least like this sexy shot of me (2 demons appear in the background)
Villain1- hey! Look at us! We're the cliché underlings of the main villain!
Sesshomaru- don't interrupt me! I'm in the middle of another sexy shot
Villain2- but if we don't get as much air time as we can now, we never will because we're sure to die at the end!
Sesshomaru- oh okay, I'll go ahead and kick your ass now and be done with it. (Sessh. releases his glowing whip thingy, kills them, and leaves)
Sesshomaru- got to make a sexy exit too
Villain1- crap! I thought we were supposed to die at the end, not the beginning
~Lots of days later, so the gang is united~
~~Kagome's time~~
Granpa- look my grandson this is a very special tree, it is magical you know.
Kagome- Granpa's out there talking about that tree again, isn't he?
Kagome's mom- it's a little creepy, he thinks that tree's a gateway to the world of elves or something
Kagome- but that's crazy, like saying there's a well that goes back in ti. forget it (Kagome grabs her stuff and heads for the feudal era)
Kagome-I should've kept my mouth shut now granpa's talking to the well, anyways time to get this movie started.
Narrator- and of course we have to introduce the cast for those who are being forced to read this. (close-up of Sango) ok here's Sango (close-up of Miroku) and Miroku 'exciting, huh?' (close-up of Shippo cowering behind Inu and Miroku) and here's the wimp, I mean Shippo (close-up of Inuyasha) and of course, it's got to have him, duh.What the hell are they looking at!!
(close-up of a scorpion demon heading up the hill to the gang) Narrator- ok I'm good
Inuyasha- oh fun, it's the pointless battle that will show everyone what we can do
Miroku- yeah but scorpions give me the willies
(Inuyasha slides down the hill with the cool dust trailing behind him)
Inuyasha- whoo hoo! I love sliding down the hills (he takes out the Tetsusaiga and attacks the demon)
Inuyasha- see! I have a big sword to cut things with!
(Sango and Miroku join the fight)
Sango- well I guess we need to do something
Shippo- um. being in this movie doesn't mean I have to fight, right?
(the demon attacks Sango and Miroku so that they fell to the ground, Miroku tries to help Sango up)
Miroku- wait before the audience thinks I'm a nice guy... (he touches her butt)
Miroku- yeah, there we go
Smack!
Sango- you know you could be a little less perverted for the movie
Myoga- hey, don't forget me! I'm still a major character!
Inuyasha- guys, I'm still fighting this thing all by myself!
Kagome-okay, I've arrived
Inuyasha- what took you so long?
Kagome- flashbacks
(the demon interrupts with the crashing and the you get the picture)
Inuyasha- well this is a new record for how long it takes before I have to save you (he picked her up and ran for it)
Kagome- my bike!
Inuyasha- bike? You should be thinking about losing weight this is a movie after all (he lands in a safe spot)
Inuyasha- okay, I'm tired of this battle already, just let me cut it up now
(Miroku held out his right arm)
Miroku- and I'll suck. wait that they come out right
Shippo- eek! I'm scared
Sango- oh who cares, let's get on with the real story now
Beep!
Inuyasha- did anyone just hear that?
Kagome- uh. no
Inuyasha- hmm.
(Kagome picked up the jewel and it purified) Shippo- hey can you turn water into wine too?
Inuyasha- well let me do this cool pose first, the we'll start the plot.
................................ ........... .............. ................ ................... .................... ...................... ......................... ............................. ............................. ............................... ................................ ................................... .................................... Narrator- yup, can't you see the plot developing right before your eyes?
Heheh, well sorry guys that's it no more!!! I'll update as soon as possible!! Please review!! Tell me what you guys think so I can write more. @__@!!