==Chapter 1: Oh God Why!==

Hmmm have you ever wondered if there were any other worlds aside from ours?

I'm not talking in the physical sense of other inhabitable alien worlds because there's bound to be one planet out their in the vast darkness of space that would host at least the simplest of lifeforms.

What I'm talking about is the metaphysical sense of parallel and alternate universes. Yes, the multiverse theory which supports the notion somewhere out there that you're Batman. Off course you have because every single one of you have at least imagined yourself being in place or being with the characters of you're favorite show or series

I most certainly would bet that some of you would even consider selling his/her own immortal soul just for the chance of being in some of these universes.

Oh the joy you would have felt if you saw your character in real person, living and breathing in front of your very own eyes. You would have been elated elated beyond belief if you get to interact with you get to interact with the,

I swear that most of you would jump at the chance of telling your favourite character the plot of the story if you were sent right before the beginning of the series.

If you told me that you wont then I'll call bullshit upon you and your lies. Lets be honest here for a few seconds. Some of us hates the stupid plot twist that some of the writers like to do.

You're probably be wondering by now why the hell am I talking about this? It's not like its going to be useful in real life right? Well screw you because I'm telling my tale here.

Well you see, I'm currently experiencing that situation right now.

To put things simply in a short and brief manner, I died and my soul was dragged into the world of the Fate series.

I died and I was already on my merry way to the after life where ever that is anyways. So that's why they call it the next great big adventure, You weren't giving instruction on how to go the afterlife. Well thankfully, I encountered a bunch of ghost whom I asked directions from.

They were really helpful and guided me to the entrance to the afterlife. I bid them farewell and a happy life as a ghost before I head off into the portal.

It was a pleasant experience actually. As soon as I jumped into the portal, I was carried off by a "current" down towards where all souls go I supposed. There was even some omnipresent elevator music while you and you're fellow travels go down towards the final destination.

I even spoke to some of them, those that were still sane anyways and haven't broke from the implication of dying, and found some of the most interesting story I ever heard. Some of those stories would have made millions if they were written down on a book.

I felt like it was going to be a while before I reached the destination so I made the most out of my time and that was talking to people and listening to their stories

It was a surprise to us that time really doesn't apply here in the afterlife or the place or wherever this is before the final destination. People from all walks of life and from every time period were here.

I talked to an obscure king, a petty thief from the ming empire, a sumerian poet, a french street performer during the time reign of terror and many more. I even encountered a Nazi soldier of all things.

He was a nice man to talk to. He was apparently an athlete before he was drafted into the army. He neither like or dislike Hitler as he state that Hitler may have been evil in his ways later into the war, he was still the leader that brought the germans up from the ruins of World War 1.

To how we understand all of each other was something I wonder how but I didn't complain due to how bloody convenient it was for me and those who I was talking about. The conversation I had with the others was really was made better because what ever was causing us to understand each other also made us understand the metaphor and analogies

it really took some time before slowly got near to final destination. What ever it was, it was wear all the souls are going.

Slowly I approached the thing, whatever it was, and slowly felt myself unraveling and fading.

Now just as I was about to reach where all the souls were going accepting the probably outcome that I may permanently cease to exist, I was pulled away by something.

It was fast violent and god only knows how disorienting and painful it was. To put thing into perspective, it felt like was being dragged in the neck by a noose attached to a F1 racecar thru a series of paper shredders. Yes, it was painful as its sounds.

Next thing I know I was face to face with a red-eyed woman.

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Lets see, Red eyes… white hair… and creepy ass maid's… dress of heaven…. And doll like face…

Well I'll be damned. I'm in the Nasu-verse in front of an Einzbern Homunculus

"Experiment # 431 to materialize a foreign soul is a failure. Proceed to dispose of test subject" said the still unnamed Einzbern

Wait a minute, what do they mean dispose of test subject? Where the fuck am I? Wait… are these leaves?

Holy Mary, Joseph and Jesus! Who use a tree as a test subject? Well…at least the tree they used was a Bonsai Oak as the subject because that's what my body was now… a tree…

Jesus! I'm in the Nasu-verse as a fucking soul stuck in a tree!

Shit the maids conjuring a fireball!

Got to say something smart!

Wait can I even talk?

Well… shit but there's no hurt in trying because that's a fucking fireball over that's maid's hand

In my panic, I said the first thing that came into my mind

I screamed it out hoping that I would at least be heard.

Can I touch your boobs!?

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I said something stupid didn't I?

"…"

Lady… Put. The. Fireball. Down!

End of Chapter One=

Like it, hate it. Just a half-baked idea I suddenly had to distract myself in this boredom of mine. I don't really expect much from this because this is pretty much just done in one sitting.

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PS: Fixed the grammar and edited some of the scenes