Me: Ello ladies and gentlemen, hobos and cooks, chickens and turkey's my super duper randomness Brought to my attention that I should write a Truth or dare! Because... *Points at Evil.*
Evil: Bum bum bum!
Me: I'm SUPER weird like that!
Flaky: Got that right
Me: *Glares at Flaky and snaps fingers, making some random person take her away* well then... All I have to say is SUPER RANDOM TRUTHS AND DARES! Nothing boring, like potatoes or nothing.
Sniffles: You know half the things you say don't even make sense.
Me: Really? You wanna try me? Huh! Hoe! *Makes a gun with fingers and points to sniffles head.* Huh!
Sniffles: *Is crying like a baby*
Me: Yea insult me now! Bitch! I thought so! *claps hands together.* Well since this is the f-
Flippy: -interrupts me- look at me! *Puts on a sock mask with holes on the eyes.* I look thug!
Everyone: *Laughs*
Cuddles: Dude you look like you bout to go rob publix!
Everyone: *Laughs harder.*
Me: Anyways! *glares at flippy* As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted was th-
Giggles: HOLLY SHIAT!
Me: -clenching teeth- What?
Giggles: Uhhh 54?
Cuddles: CORN!
Handy: Umm dude what did you Just say?
Cuddles: i said corn as In corn on the cob...
Me: Hmm interesting... *Pulls on fake beard.* Well...
Evil: EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS WERE I CAN SEE EM AND YOU WONT GET MOLESTED!
Me: That's not a good word for a man your age! Bad Evil! Go to the Middle of the stage doing a handstand and think about what you've done!
Evil: Okay -.-
Me: OKAY I'm gonna try this ONE more time! Are there anymore interruptions cause I can like snap my fingers and you guys will go woosh and I'll be like Woot Woot and I'll have a fake party and stuff with ice-cream ^.^
Peatunia: Your mother must be so proud!
Me: Actually she is :D! Although I annoy her ALOT! Teehee
Sniffles: I can tell.
Me: Bitch say that again say one more thing and you gone be a fucking desert of anteater were ever people eat it! *blows his head of with finger gun* Don't try me!
Evil: I hurt my head!
Me: Aw poor baby's gotta boo-boo, let me get a child molester to help you out! DISCO BEAR!
Evil: No! please no! Don't you love me?
Me: hmm yes but people being tortured is funny so... DISCO BEAR GO MOLEST EVIL BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL IN A GUY COSTUME. G'luck Evil
DB: Oh yeaaaa
Evil: Bitch! *runs away but eventually trips and rolls of stage*
Me: Teehee violence! So anyways as I was trying to say before I kept getting inter-
Cub: I need to pee!
Me: -.- go pee in a bush!
Cub: But were inside!
Me: then open a door to the back and PEE in a BUSH!
Cub: *sighs* never mind I'm good.
Me: o.O. *snaps fingers and big body guards cover everyone's mouths* OKAY well like I was saying this ones gonna be shorter because I have NOTHING to say except what I said in the beginning. So leave me some truth or dares! :)