The Elf All the Fangirls Want
By: WhiteAsh
Disclaimer: I do not have the rights to use Tolkien's characters in a
parody of a song, but I hope this will go smoothly nonetheless.
The moon's full on this night that I'm waitin'
To finally meet up with an elf who's a lot cooler than me
His name is Greenleaf and he packs a bow and arrows
He calls me Mellon but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when he walks! He don't sink in snow or fall asleep,
But he'll never walk with me!
Cause he's watching Crebain, or killin' some urukhais,
Listening to fell voices,
Oh my God he's got blue eyes!
It's like I knew it would be,
I'm just another groupie,
If you were here then you'd be,
Wishin' he would shoot me,
As I try desperately,
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He's the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He's the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He's the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He likes his lemnbas plain and I like them with orange!
He's only here because he got ordered by his dad!
He's like three thousand and I'm barely even twenty,
I wish he knew I'd be the best friend he'd ever had.
And when he walks! He don't sink in snow or fall asleep,
But he'll never walk with me!
Cause he's watching Crebain, or killin' some urukais,
Listening to fell voices,
Oh my God he's got blue eyes
I may not be the best match,
I think I'm qualified to pass,
I think Frodo just hit on Sam,
Does the ring make him a man?
It's like I knew it would be,
I'm just another groupie,
If you were here then you'd be,
Wishin' he would shoot me,
As I try desperately,
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
So now he's leaving my world, and I think I'm gonna die.
He broke my heart I wanna be sedated. ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE HIM NAKED!
Now I'm watching Crebain, trying' to kill urukais,
Can't hear any fell voices,
I don't even have blue eyes,
I guess I'm not the best match,
Didn't even get to pass,
I'm gonna cry in my bed.
My bed.
My bed.
It's like I knew it would be,
I'm just another groupie,
If you were here then you'd be,
Wishin' he would shoot me,
As I try desperately,
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
A/N: Thank you! Reviews are gladly appreciated! Thank you and good night!
By: WhiteAsh
Disclaimer: I do not have the rights to use Tolkien's characters in a
parody of a song, but I hope this will go smoothly nonetheless.
The moon's full on this night that I'm waitin'
To finally meet up with an elf who's a lot cooler than me
His name is Greenleaf and he packs a bow and arrows
He calls me Mellon but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when he walks! He don't sink in snow or fall asleep,
But he'll never walk with me!
Cause he's watching Crebain, or killin' some urukhais,
Listening to fell voices,
Oh my God he's got blue eyes!
It's like I knew it would be,
I'm just another groupie,
If you were here then you'd be,
Wishin' he would shoot me,
As I try desperately,
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He's the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He's the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He's the Elf all the Fangirls want!
He likes his lemnbas plain and I like them with orange!
He's only here because he got ordered by his dad!
He's like three thousand and I'm barely even twenty,
I wish he knew I'd be the best friend he'd ever had.
And when he walks! He don't sink in snow or fall asleep,
But he'll never walk with me!
Cause he's watching Crebain, or killin' some urukais,
Listening to fell voices,
Oh my God he's got blue eyes
I may not be the best match,
I think I'm qualified to pass,
I think Frodo just hit on Sam,
Does the ring make him a man?
It's like I knew it would be,
I'm just another groupie,
If you were here then you'd be,
Wishin' he would shoot me,
As I try desperately,
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
So now he's leaving my world, and I think I'm gonna die.
He broke my heart I wanna be sedated. ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE HIM NAKED!
Now I'm watching Crebain, trying' to kill urukais,
Can't hear any fell voices,
I don't even have blue eyes,
I guess I'm not the best match,
Didn't even get to pass,
I'm gonna cry in my bed.
My bed.
My bed.
It's like I knew it would be,
I'm just another groupie,
If you were here then you'd be,
Wishin' he would shoot me,
As I try desperately,
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
Tryin' to get the Elf all the Fangirls want!
A/N: Thank you! Reviews are gladly appreciated! Thank you and good night!