A/N: Before you start this parody song, it's best to pick whether you want to do Easy Mode or Hard Mode. On Easy Mode, you skip all the way to the twelfth day, and sing all the gifts in one sitting. On Hard Mode, you do it the classic way and start on the first day and go on from there. Warning: This song contains a lot of screaming on hard mode. Enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB:
A cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the second day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB:
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the third day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB:
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB:
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB:
Six Personas
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB:
Seven Hope Bagels
Six Personas
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB
Eight Mean Dinos
Seven Hope Bagels
Six Personas
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB
Nine Blueberry Muffins
Eight Mean Dinos
Seven Hope Bagels
Six Personas
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB
Ten Chiaki Lovin's
Nine Blueberry Muffins
Eight Mean Dinos
Seven Hope Bagels
Six Personas
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB
Eleven Mr. Kitties
Ten Chiaki Lovin's
Nine Blueberry Muffins
Eight Mean Dinos
Seven Hope Bagels
Six Personas
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I gave to NicoB
Twelve Picky Penguins
Eleven Mr. Kitties
Ten Chiaki Lovin's
Nine Blueberry Muffins
Eight Mean Dinos
Seven Hope Bagels
Six Personas
Five screams of SHIIIIIIIIIII...!
Four Bernie Farts
Three Keyblades
Two Cinnabuns
And a cruise on the S.S.L.P