Hope you enjoy and a quick reminder this is all just for laughs that's why the chapters are more rushed then most of my stories if you have any reuests for a crack fic I will gladly accept it you can PM or review it.

Disclaimer: Last time I checked I don't own Young Justice. *Sniffles* I may be dead inside but at least my bodies still alive.

Author's P.O.V.

Wally walked into Mount Justice with a face of victory. The entire team was sitting on the couch with their significant other watching...static? "Why you so happy?" Robin asked not even turning around to look at his face.

"I have gotten something that will change our lives." everyone except Conner turned their heads to this. Out of no where Wallace reached into his jacket and pulled out Wonder Women's Lasso Of Truth.

"How did you-"

"Don't ask...and and you lock the zeta tubes for awhile Rob?"

"Can't believe I'm doing this." Artemis groaned. "This lasso right here will determine...IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH!"

"What if we all pick dare?"

"NO"

"But-"

"NO"

Zatanna slowly nodded and scooted a bit farther away from the insane child.

"Robin truth or dare?" Wally questioned his best friend.

"Dare."

Wally smiled and took out a hat from his jacket. "How many things are in there?" Wally randomly laughed and took out a bunch of papers and pencils. "Okay there's nothing else." he sadly stated taking the jacket off.

He gave a paper and pencil to everyone.

"Okay so if the person chooses dare then everyone except for that person and the one who asked truth or dare have to wright down what dare they what him to do, then the person who asked them the question picks the dare out and the other one has to do the dare understand?"

Everyone nodded and got down to business (TO DEFEAT THE HUNS)

Wally turned his head and grabbed a slip of paper he turned and read it aloud.

'I dare you to go in a mob of your fan girls take off your shirt and throw it in the air.'

Robin nodded and got up. "LET US GO!"

All he did was just had to walk in the middle of the street. Fan girls ran him over...literally. When the boy wonder finally got up he took off his shirt and threw it in the air.

The shrieks attracted News anchors and at one point even the police.

Robin came out shirtless, hair spiked up in random places and rips in his pants.

"Your fan girls are ruthless."

"Artemis, truth or dare?" Robin asked with his innocent face on. "Truth." Robin smiled

"Have you and Wally ever 'done it' before."

The archer cleared her throat and rubbed the back of her neck. "No..."

Wally dropped the lasso during the question which Robin gladly grabbed and put around Artemis' arm.

"AHH OKAY WE HAVE BUT WE WE'RE DRUNK!"

"You're sixteen Artemis..."

"OKAY OKAY WE HAVE!"

Robin slowly unwrapped the lasso and handed it to Wally.

"Kaldur, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Smart choice." Artemis muttered her face redder then Conner's superman logo.

Everyone inserted their dares into the hat.

"I dare you to go on top of the mountain with a huge microphone and yell;

'THIS IS SPONSORED BY MCDONALDS AND THERE AMAZING RESTROOMS and start singing a Whitney Houston song line.'

Kaldur looked grabbed a microphone "I was born for this purpose." and walked out of the cave. "Wh-what?"

Robin made sure the microphone was loud enough for all Happy Harbor to hear.

Kaldur stood atop the mountain with pride everyone turned there faces to the hero as if he was to say something inspiring.

"THIS IS SPONSORED BY MCDONALDS AND THERE AMAZING RESTROOMS."

That one line got everyone's attention and the News was happy that they didn't leave yet.

"AND IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIII WILLLLL ALLLLWWWAAAAYYYYYSSS LOOOOOVVVVVEEEE YYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU."

They game had gone on for an hour but finally someone asked Wally the question.

"Dare."

Everyone put the dares into the hat. Zatanna looked away and chose a piece of paper.

'I dare you to hug Batman and run away yelling about how much better you are then him. - Sincerely, your best friend, Robin.'

"Well, wish me luck...I may never come back."

Kid Flash zeta'd to the Watch Tower his teammates watching on a camera. They we're having a meeting...

The entire league looked at the sixteen year old.

He walked up to Batman and breathed a shaky breath.

Wally full on hugged the dark night.

"WHERES MY LASSO?" Wonder Women randomly yelled.

Wally let go of Batman and ran to the zeta tube

"I'M FASTER THEN YOU AND MORE SMARTERER TOO!"

Before anyone says anything...I don't know either.

I completely made this all from scratch all my idea's if someone somehow made this before me then I'm sorry I must have never read it before.