"Hello, Yuri. Hello, Monika. I am going to make a delicious cupcake meal."
Monika pulled out a shotgun and shot Natsuki.
"Yuri, Natsuki is dead. Do an order of pizza for dinner."
"Okay, President."
Yuri floated towards the telephone.
"Hi, can I get a large pizza pie for the Doki Doki Literature Club household?"
Monika stood right behind her.
"Now it is time for poetic bonding. BOND WITH ME, YURI."
Several hours elapsed. There was then a knock on the door.
"Here's your pizza," said the pizza delivery man.
The pizza is aggressive.
"The pizza is aggressive."
"Oh shit."
The pizza decapitated Monika.
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"...just another day in the life of MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA MONIKA"
As this all happened, the player character just...stared.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?