once upon a time in a place far far away called sboob,the trolls were a having a t party chilling in a room as they took sexy new myspace pictuers. "awwwwww fuck man im so sexy" tavros said with a condomsending smirk. kanaya was draped over ekweiss body as she attatched her fangs to his neck and started sucking his blood. ''text it bitcH$'' said sollux as he started sweating honey from his lips and then eridan gingerely swam up and sinked his shark teeth into his hard abs and grabbed his grey ass. "jjjust like whale blubber" he said. "damn eridan you motherfucker bro you get all the fine ass women" "gamzee wait" karkat said. "will you fill barrels with me" "yes you candy corn bitch" gamzee said as he tackled karkat to the floor. gamzee leaned down to smooch karkats lips. they looked into each others lovestucked eyes and smiled contently. "ah~ gamzee...your just like a handsome french prince" gamzee stopped what he was doing. "wat...the FUCK did you just say to me?" "FRENCH?" karkat made confuse face. "wha-?" just then the fool moon struck as gamzee released his tru form: a wherewolf. "GGGGGGGGRRRRAHHHHHH" gamzee screeched as he leant down and ripped out karkats tounge with his teeth. he then ripped off his head and started pulling out his insides and eating them. "WRARHARHAHRHAH" gamzee said as the other trolls stared already kind of expecting it. turning around with organs still in his mouth he made growling sounds. "WAHHH GAMZEE JUST LIKE A DOGGY WOGGY NYA MEOW" nepeta say making kitty face. she slivered over and used karkats remains as a litter box. "shit son thats hot" eridan said as he watch and his fish whoremoans go crazy. gamzee started making bubbly noises as he dropped the remains and walked over and ripped off eridans fishstick. "WWWWWHY" eridan say as he cried. "uh eridan this relationship over" say sollux. "bEeP bEeP" says gamzee as he eats it and then goes in for the kill and squishes there heads with his bare wolf claws." gamzee looked over to see that kanaya had sucked all the blood out of equis and now had blood streaming down her face mixed with saliva and sweat. "uh-" said tavros as he started getting a borner. "is this supposed to happen?" gamzee walked over to kanaya and deficated on her as she swallowed it and died, wishing there was honey to sweeten the taste like how she usually ate it. gamzee looked over. "uh, whats going on" terezi asked confused "are we having a party?" gamzee walked over and punched her in the face before ripping out her horns out and stabbing her in the eyes with them. gamzee looked over into the indoor hotub to see feferi doing bad things to vriska. gamzee started laughing. "kill her feferi do it" said vriska. "kill me" said vriska "later" said feferi as she took vriska by her head and slammed her face first in to a rock. gamzee hapily skipped over and spit acid onto feferis face. "im melting" vriska screamed. "uHH. gamzee...bro. are you okay? tavros said as he frowned" "yeah mothafucker im fine." gamzee said as he walked over to karkats dead body and starting molesting it. suddenly dave flew in and grabbed tavros by his horns and started flying away "tavros my love im here for u you sexy bull" in the end everyone was happy. untill john woke up. with a boner. "damn im gonna have to look at some french women to make this go down."