Disclaimer- This poem was written by Edward Lear. I am making no money off of this, and I intend no disrespect. It's only a joke.


Hawkmon and Gatomon went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
Hawkmon looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Gatomon, O Gatomon, my love,
What a beautiful Gatomon you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Gatomon you are!"

Gatomon said to Hawkmon, "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! Let us be married; too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Digi-tree grows;
And there in a wood a Patamon stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

Dear Patamon, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said Patamon, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Biyomon who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.