So this next set of Random Drabbles is stuff that has actually happened to Jynx and Uo. These aren't based off of a word.


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"Now why did you have to go and do that?" Axel shrugged with that stupid grin on his face.

"Because I like seeing human's struggle with sudden change and expanding their experience in this kind of situation." Roxas raised a brow.

"Uh-huh…and the real reason?"

"It was a shiny button, OK!"

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"B-double O-T-Y. It's three over average girls calling three under average guys. We're f*cked and we're ready to play, we wanna do things we'll regret-"

"Sora. What kind of ringtone is that?" Roxas questioned as he watched his brother answer the text.

"It's Riku's ringtone. It's awesome!"

"Do you know what a booty call is?"

"Hmm...Nope." Roxas smack his forehead as Sora started humming the song.

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"What are you two doing?" Roxas asked not really wanting the answer as he watched the two red-heads staring intently at each other.

"Staring contest."

"Loser cleans the house." Axel's eye twitched a moment later, so did Reno's. Rolling his eyes, an idea came to mind.

"HEY!" They shouted after Roxas pushed the two over, causing them to blink.

"You both were about to blink. I just help. Now get cleaning."

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"Got your nose!" Sora grinned while holding his hand up with the nose in his hand. Roxas raised a brow. "I'm going to sell it on the internet."

"I'll buy it for $1." Axel called from the kitchen.

"Yeah! Do I have any other bidders?"

"Sora. Give me back my nose."

"I'll give you $100 if you sell me his body along with the nose."

"Axel!"

"SOLD!"

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"How do you keep your hair so silky smooth?"

"I wake up and it's just that way" Roxas and Axel snickered, knowing the real answer. Riku is Axel's roommate and Roxas spends the night a lot. Every morning they see Riku's everyday battle with the brush.

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"Axel. You're a pervert." Riku commented after hearing the ringtone Axel has for Roxas.

"What? It's a good song."

"I agree. But I don't need to hear what kind of relationship you and Roxas have.

"'If I was you' is a good song. It doesn't describe anything." Just then, Riku's phone started blaring "Tale as old as time". Axel gave Riku a knowing look.

"Awwwww! How cute~!" Riku gave him a look before he answered Sora's call.

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"Just go up and kiss him already." Roxas urged as he watched Cloud fumble with the hem of his shirt.

"He probably doesn't like me like that…."

"But Cloud, you've known him for how long? And he hasn't dated anyone and is always with you. It's a sign!" Roxas stated knowingly as his eyes looked to Sora was lazily spinning in his chair.

"But-"

"Hey Cloud." Speak of the Devil.

"Hey Leon."

"Can I talk to you for a moment?" Before Cloud could say anything, both Sora and Roxas pushed Cloud towards Leon's direction saying "Get Some!"