Just a really short one-shot I strung together introducing my new yet still kinda old creation, Thin Lizzy. Featuring canon Bohemian, Madonna!

Title taken from Avenue Q.

Just in case you guys haven't noticed yet, and so that you don't get confused, I base the canon characters in my stories off of a mix of the different London cast and the Toronto one. For instance, Meat is meant to look like Kerry Ellis, Madonna is A GUY who looks like Peter Deiwick's portrayal of him, Scaramouche like Erica Peck... you know what, I'm just gonna post the cast list for my stories up on my profile!

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" So... your gay?"

Madonna sighed and reached up to rub his eyes just for something to do. It was the fifth time Lizzy had asked him that question and it was getting a little annoying. Almost annoying enough to make him regret coming out of the closet to one of his closest friends.

" Yes." he said " I'm gay."

Lizzy cocked her head to one side, her red and blue feathered braids swaying " Your mean like the I like boys type gay or... the I'm so happy gay? Cos' you might be able to easily confuse the two..."

" It's something you just now ok!?" Madonna snapped.

" Well, did you ever kiss a boy?" she pressed, leaning forward slightly off of the bean bag chair in her room.

Madonna's face flushed "I kissed Clay." he admitted, taking sudden interest in his boots "But we where drunk and it only happened once."

" Uh huh," Lizzy nodded slowly, biting her lip before saying "I had a salad once, doesn't mean I'm a vegetarian."