Kyo: Hi! I finally am going to post another fanfic here! This one is a crossover! This is my first time doing one, and the characters are probably OCC. I'm sorry if they are! *bows* I don't own Bleach, Vocaloids, and the terms from the Eragon series or any reference to an outside copyrighted source. I do own my OCs

Short summary: Momoko, Saphira, and Kaito take the new 5th division lieutenant and his friend's with them on a vacation to the human world. As a result, a few get together, a few cause problems, and the rest get caught up in the storm. Rated M for future lemons of Hentai and Yaoi, my perverted jokes and advances.

"But it's true!" a blue haired boy said laughing.

"It's not! We're just friends! Anyways, you guys are coming along too," the light brown haired girl said pouting.

"But you two did go out once, Momo-chan," a girl with dark ocean blue hair pointed out.

"Yeah we did, but that was a long time ago," Momo said.

"It was about five months ago," the blue haired boy said.

"Shut up!" Momo yelled causing them to laugh. Sighing, she looked up. The sky was blue, a nice light blue with a few clouds floating by. She looked around. The buildings were plain and made out of wood. She looked at her companions. The two looked so out of place. The blue haired boy was wearing a long white jacket that went down to his knees with blue trimmings that were the same shade as his hair. His pants were a light brown in contrast to his jacket and his eyes being a lighter blue than his hair. He was talking to the ocean haired girl about their past love. She wore a summer dress that went a little past her knees and was a blue so light; it was almost white. Her eyes were that of a sapphire blue.

Momo looked down at her outfit. Compared to her friends, she was the one that looked out of place. But here in the Soul Society, Momoko Masashi was wearing normal attire. She was wearing a shuhakusho. Her sword, Satsuriku, hung by her hip. Her many bracelets jingled when she got up and stretched. Her wings unfolded, extending to their full length. The wings were gold with turquoise markings along the top edge. She was part soul reaper and part angel. Something unusual here in the Soul Society, even in heaven.

"Kaito! Saphira! Let's get going! I'm tired of sitting. I want to do something!" Momo said, folding her wings close.

"Where are we going to go? We have twenty minutes before we have to meet Byakuya, and you know how picky he is about being on time," the girl, Saphira, said getting up.

"How about we visit Gin and Rangiku?" The blue haired boy, Kaito, suggested.

"Nah, Rangiku'll try and get us-Toshi-chan!" Momo squealed, flash stepping to a child with white hair. Momo half tackled, half hugged him causing him to fall on the ground. She rolled around on the grass hugging him. After a few minutes, Momo sat up, letting Toshiro stand up.

"It's Captain Hitsugaya, Lieutenant Masashi," Toshiro said as he brushed himself off.

"How many times do I have to say call me Momo. I hate the formalities," Momo grumbled as her friends came up.

"Hey, Toshiro," Saphira said, waving.

"What's up?" Kaito asked.

"It's Captain Hitsugaya while I'm on duty you three," Toshiro sighed. "And don't you have work to do as well, Momo?"

Momo smiled. "Weelll, I have the day off and Byakuya invited us to have tea with him," she said, putting a finger on her chin.

"I see," Toshiro said, "I have to give my report to Genryusai, so see you later, Momo."

Momo hugged him. "Bye Toshi-chan!" she said, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek,

"H-hey! W-what was that for?" Toshiro exclaimed, slightly turning pink and causing Saphira to giggle and Kaito to look away to hide his smile.

"Cuz you're my super adorable little brother!" Momo squealed.

"W-when was this decided!"

"Right now."

"I didn't agree to that!" Toshiro exclaimed, taking a step back. Saphira and Kaito started laughing.

"Aww, you don't want to be my little brother?" Momo said standing up and pouting.

"I-I never said that…"

"You said you didn't agree to being called my super adorable little brother. That's practically the same thing," Saphira pointed out.

Toshiro sighed. "I meant the super cute stuff."

Momo tackle-hugged him. "YAY! Toshi-chan's my little brother!"

"H-hey! Let go! I have to get my reports in!" Toshiro yelled.

"Oh yeeaah, you do, don't ya?"

Sighing Toshiro got up and brushed himself off again. "Yes. Yes I do. I'll talk to you later, ok?"

"Ok!" Momo smiled.

"Momo-chan, we gotta go," Saphira said. "We have ten minutes to get to Byakuya's."

"Shit. Ok. Toshi-chan, see you later!" Momo said. "Let's go!" The three of them flashed stepped away, leaving Toshiro shaking his head and walking towards the division 1 office.

The trio landed in front of division 6 just as Byakuya opened the door. He blinked and shut the door behind him. "You're not late," the black haired man stated.

"Oh so nice, Byakuya. And here I got Momo-chan on time," Saphira smirked. The gray eyed man narrowed his eyes slightly; only to get a smile from Saphira and chuckles from the other two.

"Come along," Byakuya finally said, and started walking to his house.

Momo sprinted ahead, yelling over her shoulder, "Ima try to sneak into your house without getting caught!"

"Wait, Momo!" Saphira called as the light brown haired girl dashed around the corner.

Saphira's reply was a loud "OOF!" The rest of the group hurried around the corner to find Momo straddling a tall crimson haired man; who was blushing so much, his face matched his hair color. On the other hand, Momo was laughing at the man's reaction.

"How is this embarrassing, Renji?" she asked. Renji looked away.

"Well…You're kinda on…."

Momo laughed. "I know where I landed," she said as she sifted her weight, only to cause Renji to blush more.

Byakuya cleared his throat. "I can file a sexual harassment report against you."

Momo smiled. "You're just jealous your lieutenant's under me," she said causing both soul reapers to half choke and gag. Renji turned as red as he could possibly turn, and Byakuya's cheeks slightly pinkened. Saphira and Kaito laughed.

Byakuya cleared his throat again and said, "Let's go. We're going to be late."

Momo smiled, "I'm still sneaking into your house. See you in your room!" With that, she vanished, leaving Renji on the ground.

"You ok?" Kaito asked helping Renji up.

"Yeah. I came to tell Captain that his reports' due tomorrow," Renji said as he brushed his shuhakusho off.

"I know," Byakuya nodded. "We have to go before Masashi-san gets into my things."

"You think she'll get past your guards?" Renji asked, shocked

"She's probably all ready inside by now," Kaito said, following Byakuya.

"Yep, she's more ninja than a ninja," Saphira added, as she waved bye to a shocked Renji.

When the group arrived inside, they saw Momo lying across Byakuya's bed. She sat up and stretched. "Took you guys long enough," she laughed. Byakuya shook his head while Saphira and Kaito sat down at the table with Byakuya.

Momo padded over and took her seat between Byakuya and Saphira. After the tea was served, they drank in silence.

"Hey, Byakuya, have any new soul reapers graduated recently" Momo asked.

"Do you mean the one with brown hair that looks like Ayasawa's haircut?" he replied.

"Yeah, I think so. I saw him on the way over here. He was with a guy with spiky yellow hair that had reddish-orange highlights and another person with long purple hair. His friends didn't have shuhakusho," Momo stated.

"Oh, ok! So I wasn't seeing things!" Kaito sighed with relief. "I saw them on the way over here too, but no one said anything so I thought I was imagining it."

"How can you imagine people, Kaito?" Saphira shook her head.

"Very easily," Kaito and Momo said at the same time. Saphira sighed.

"Well, the person with long purple hair is a male, I believe they are all male," Byakuya interrupted. "But I don't know their names."

"Aww, you're supposed to know! You're in everyone's business Byakuya!" Momo said lying back.

"Nope. You are," Saphira said trying to hide her smile.

"It's true. You seem to know almost everything about everyone," Kaito said laughing.

Byakuya glared at him. "I do not." Kaito laughed again.

"I'm still hhhhuuuunnngggrrrryyyyyy…I'm getting more food!" Momo said getting up. "I'll bring back ice cream!" she yelled leaving the room. "Hiiiii, Grandpa Genrei! How have-!" Her voice was cut off by Byakuya slamming the door. Saphira and Kaito started laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"If you didn't want her running around her manor, don't invite her," Kaito said between laughs, causing Saphira to laugh harder.

"It's more of she should e quiet an the manor and not break any-" Byakuya was cut off by a giant crash. "So much for not breaking anything."

They opened the door to find Byakuya's grandfather, Ginrei, Kneeling on one knee and Momo laughing maniacally, holding a half broken white and blue vase. "Haha, just what I expected of a former Kuchiki clan leader. It was a bit surprising that you blocked and threw back the vase though, Old Man."

"Who are you calling old?"

"Haha, good point!" Momo yelled throwing what was left of the vase to Ginrei. It disappeared for a second and reappeared in Byakuya's hands.

"Please break it any more. This is worth more than your life. And Grandfather, I'm surprised went along in this farce," Byakuya said, placing the vase in a servant's hand.

Ginrei stood up and slightly shrugged. "It gets a little boring when you're not the head of a clan anymore." Byakuya just stared at him.

"I'm off to get ice cream!" Momo said. "It was fun playing Grandpa Ginrei. We'll play next time!" she smiled and bounded down the hallway. The group stared down the empty hallway.

Byakuya sighed and went back into the room. Saphira and Kaito bursted out laughing. "I think Momo's the only person who can make Byakuya show so much emotion," Kaito said. Saphira and Ginrei nodded.

"Good bye you two, I have to deliver this letter. Have fun," Ginrei said turning to leave.

"Bye," the two replied as they went back inside the room.

"You really mean it Gin!" Momo asked excitedly. She was practically jumping up and down in front of the desk.

"Haha, yes. You can take a two week long vacation in the human world," the light purpled haired captain said. "You can even take Kaito and Saphira with you."

"Thank you!" she said, hugging her captain. "Now I have to go tell them!"

"Haha, wait, I want you to take the new 5th division lieutenant, Majime Iteboshi and his friends," Gin said smiling.

"O-oh ok," Momo said smiling "Bye Gin! See you in two weeks!"

"So his name's Majime Iteboshi? And the 5th division lieutenant?" Kaito asked.

"Yeah, and him and his friends are coming along with us to the human world. Well that what Gin said I had to do, cuz they're new and stuff," Momo replied.

"I guess we should go tell Iteboshi," Saphira said walking off towards division five.

"Captain Ichimaru said what?" Majime asked looking shocked.

"Giin said, I get a two week vacation in the human world, and I take you and your friends with me," Momo said, sighing. Majime put his head in his hands.

"W-when does this vacation start?"

"Tomorrow! So get ready and meet us by the Senkaimon in the morning ok Maa-vhan?"

"M-maa-chan! When…?"

"I have nicknamed you Maa-chan as of now. And you have no say," Momo said triumphantly.

"A-ah Masashi-san…." Majime started.

"No, you're calling me Momo or I won't listen," Momo said crossing her arms.

"M-momo, what about my work…?"

"I took care of it."

"A-ah…"

"Remember bring your friends to the Senkaimon in the morning!"

"M-momo…."Majime sighed as she left. "How did this even happened?" ha said to himself.

"From what I heard, a random girl and her friends, you don't know, made you and your friends go on vacation with her," said, a man with long purple as he walked through the door. He wasn't a soul reaper. He was wearing the bottom half of a white samurai hakama, and the top half of the white hakama; it was cut in half, leaving it to look like a jacket with long kimono style sleeves. The edges of the jacket and sash were purple in contrast to his turquoise blue shirt underneath.

"Gakupo…I know that…but why us?" Majime said, shaking his head.

"That I don't know," Gakupo said tapping his chin. "But it does sound fun." He smiled.

"True and they seem like nice people. A bit….forward, but nice," Majime said.

"Now the only problem is getting Brisingr up in the morning…." Gakupo sighed.

"I heard my name," a man with spiked yellow hair with reddish-orange highlights said from the window.

"God Brisingr! Stop using the windows! Use the door like a normal person!" Majime exclaimed nearly jumping out of his chair.

"But I'm not a normal person," Brisingr said frowning. He was wearing a red shirt with yellow trimming and a golden dragon design across the front. His pants were black with gold trimmings.

"I know, but still you don't have to show up through every window," Majime sighed.

"I can't guarantee that," he said smirking. "And you guys were talking bout me?"

"We were talking about how much of a pain in the ass you are to wake up in the morning," Gakupo said.

"I like to sleep," Brisingr shrugged.

Gakupo and Majime sighed. "So you won't get up even for a two week vacation?" Gakupo said.

"We're going on vacation?"

"We were dragging into it. It starts tomorrow and required to come and be up early," Majime said.

"Hmmm, I guess I can try. Let me park. See ya guys!" Brisingr said, and jumped backwards out the window.

"That dragon….." Majime sighed, shaking his head. "At least he's gonna try to get up early."

"True. But are you sure you want to go?" Gakupo asked.

"Captain Ichimaru said so…so I think we kinda have to," Majime said. "But it sounds like fun and a chance to make new friends right, Gakupo?"

Gakupo nods. "Yeah, I would like to get to know those three," he smiles. "They seem like fun."
"This is going to be a long vacation," Majime laughed.

"One more thing…"

"Huh? Yeah?"

"Maa-chan?"

"Shut up! I didn't decide that!"

"Haha, I'm using it now."

"No you won't!"

"Haha!"

"Gakupo!"

Brisingr yawned and rubbed his eyes. "I'm up see?"

"You better be. We're leaving in five minutes," Majime said.

"Well I would be more awake if someone told me we didn't have to pack anything!"

"You jumped out the window before we could say anything, remember?" Gakupo said walking out of the bathroom.

"So! You should of called me back," Brisingr grumbled. "Then I wouldn't have been up half the night unpacking."

"Oh cheer up. We'll have everything ready for us when we get there. Momo-san said she has a friend we can all stay with. I believe her name was Orihime," Majime said.

"As long as I have a nice place to sleep I'm happy," Brisingr yawned.

"Let's go or we'll be late," Gakupo said opening the door.

The others arrived five minutes after us. "At least they weren't that late," Saphira said.

"Yeah," Kaito said yawning. "Im still tired, Momo. How can you be so energetic when you finally wake up?"

"It's cuz it takes so long to wake her up," Saphira replied.

"That doesn't make sense, Saphira," Kaito said, scratching his head.

"Maa-chan!" Momo yelled, waving them over. "Who are your friends?" she asked when they got closer.

"This is Gakupo and that's Brisingr," Majime said, pointing to each boy.

"Hello," Gakupo said waving.

"Hey ," Brisingr said, "Who are your friends?"

"Kaito and Saphira," Momo smiled. "All right! Let's go!" The group entered the Senkaimon.

They appeared above Karakura Town. "Ok, I'm going to go to Urahara's to pick up our gigai and stuff. Saphira, can you show them where Orihime's place is? I'll be in there in a while." Saphira nodded. Then Momo disappeared.

"No. You're sleeping in your own room, Orihime! And no buts!" Momo said to the red headed girl. "Now Brisingr, Maa-chan, and Gakupo are sleeping in the living room for sure. But who's gonna sleep with Orihime?" No one answered.

Momo sighed. "I will," Saphira said shrugging. "I don't mind."

Momo smiled, "Thanks…I guess I'm sleeping with Kaito in the spare bedroom," she said. Kaito shrugged.

"Hey do you guys want to meet my friends? I was going to meet them in a while. You want?" Orihime said getting up.

"Yes! I haven't seen Ichi-chan in a long time!" Momo said jumping up. "Come on! You're all coming too!" The group got up and followed Momo "their leader" out the door.

Kyo: End of chapter! I want to hear what you readers think! Review! =^^= Until next chapter! Bye!