Insanity has hit again….
I must not
Test Nasuada's 'mental strength' by creating a theme tune and singing it nonstop.
Tell her she failed miserably when she gets mad and attempts to kill you.
Ask Orik to tie your shoelace, after all he is closer to it.
Get offended when he hits your thigh with his hammer, he was originally aiming for your stomach.
Shout; "Go Eragon!" When the new Dragon egg hatches for Arya.
Tell her to lighten up when she sends a bolt of lightning your way.
Interrupt an E/A magic moment by singing "can't touch this" complete with actions and bum slapping.
Follow Angela around and occasionally bonging one of her curls then pointing to Eragon.
Follow Eragon around and tell everyone that he meets : "I taught him everything he knows"
Mouth "she could tap that" every time Arya and Eragon meet.
Teach Eragon the song 'she wants it' by 50 cent and tell him that it's a love song.
Advise him to sing afore mentioned song to Arya.
Declare the she ain't that into rap when he returns missing an eyebrow and smoking slightly.
Replace all of Nasuada's daggers with plastic ones.
Blame the lack of suitable weapons on Eragon by explaining how he though she was emo.
Break down in tears when Arya rejects Eragon again, even though Saphira and unnamed green dragon are getting it on. You are impartial dammit!
Proclaim your undying love towards Murtagh in the middle of the Varden
Laugh when Nasuada looks uncomfortable and shout out "Don't try and hide it Nasuada, I can spot a fellow suffer miles away."
Tell Saphira that blue really isn't her colour, it makes her bum look big.
Shout: GALBATORIX! While jumping up and down and pointing at the sky, they don't take it well, even if it is a joke……
I'm going to use some of them and make them into mini stories :P
It helps with the ol' writers block.
Ciao x