Ugh.

That is how Tenten was feeling at the moment if ugh could be a feeling. This was not what she had expected when Ino and Sakura dragged her to the boys dorm rather suddenly in the morning.

Knock.

Knock, knock.

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, CRASH

That was the sound of the pillow hitting and knocking over the lamp as it missed the door. Tenten slowly glanced at the clock on her desk.

7:02

Why? Can someone explain to me why the hell anyone is up this early? It can't be normal, she thought as she forced her tired body toward the door.

She stood there for a while, head down, eyes closed, hoping that whoever it was would get the hint and leave.

Knock, knock.

Shit, guess that's not gonna happen.

She sighed.

This is gonna be a long day, I can feel it already.

Tenten cracked open the door to bright pink. Yes, although her eyes where half open she had no trouble making out that outrageous bright pink hair. It was that same messy styled bright pink hair that belonged to Sakura Haruno. There she stood in front of Tenten in her light blue scrubs saying nothing, staring at her with that face. And that smile.

It was a sure sign of trouble.

Tenten was about to release her rant about waking up early in the morning, especially when she had no classes, when a flash of blonde pushed Sakura aside and ushered her back into the dark unlit room.

"Oh my god Tenten, hurry up and get dressed! I'll explain once we get to the guys dorm," she gushed as she tossed whatever clothes she found lying around the room at her face.

Great…nothing better than a sock to the face.

Even in the dark, Tenten could still make out her silhouette as she stealthily maneuvered around all the obstacles on the floor and headed straight for the window. Shields, swords, mini tables, all props she had left the previous night from her last class were sprinkled on the floor. Tenten sluggishly made her way back to the comfort of her own bed. Surprisingly, she found herself watching as Ino's ponytail swayed back and forth as she moved across the room, skipping over the props without stepping on them or falling. Finally, at the window she stretched her slim arms up, causing her bracelets to jingle down. In one swift motion, she pulled the curtains aside.

"Oh god please no. I'm not prepared for this," Tenten hissed as the light from the window hit her face, successfully blinding her.

"Oh lighten up!" giggled Sakura.

Oh god that pun was as bad as her obsession with Sasuke Uchiha. And her obsession is borderline crazy.

"Ha Ha so hilarious", Tenten scoffed at her as she reluctantly made her way to her closet, sliding the door and grabbing the first thing she saw.

Pulling a comfy white hoodie over her boxer shorts and tee, she tried to figure out what the hell was happening.

Okay, first of all it's the two of them here together. Second. They are too excited. And third, it's a secret. So this is either gonna get me into a lot trouble, or a lot of fun. I am hoping it's the latter.

Tenten tried to buy herself some time to think of a way to escape the clutches of the two. She walked over to her laptop and plopped herself down on her little black office chair. And just when she clicked opened some emails, it started….

Ino's insistent foot tapping.

It was only a matter of time before she snapped. Glancing over at her, Tenten saw her checking the little purple watch she'd given her as a prize for doing a dare a few weeks ago. She still had time….or so she thought.

"Let's go, we're late," urged Ino as she pulled on Tenten's arm, dragging her out of her chair and all the way across the street to the huge white and recently renovated boy's dorm.

She had to admit the place looked so much nicer than it had before. The windows weren't broken. The lawn was mowed and actually looked like grass—all of which was green and covered in morning dew. There was fresh paint, and the entrance sign actually had all of its letters.

"No, please, don't take me, come on people I am being taken against my will here," Tenten yelled sarcastically to the boys tossing a Frisbee in front of the building.

There she was, unwillingly taking a seat on the leather sofa while four pairs of eyes followed her every move.

Man how I miss my bed.

"Oh come on Tenten", pleaded Sakura, "This will work. Shikamaru has it all planned out."

Well if he planned it, she might not have much to worry about.

Shikamaru Nara-a genius in lazy disguise. She wasn't just saying that because they were friends, but because he had the highest IQ out of every student attending Konoha University. So what if he's not the top of the class? He could be if he put in a little effort, but he was too lazy for that. To his friends, they expected as much, but to others, he was a disappointment.

If they managed to get Shikamaru into this, it must be a pretty big deal. Now I'm curious.

"Okay, spill it. How exactly am I involved in this "plan" you speak of? And for god's sake, why so early?"

Naruto set down his bowl of ramen and was the first to break the silence. "Your mission is—

"Pfft! My mission? Naruto this isn't some Mission Impossible, it's not like I'm going undercover anywhere. Ha! Dun dun du-dun. Names Bond, Tenten Bond." she laughed as she struck a pose, but she wasn't expecting the serious reactions she got.

Eyes looked at each other and around the room, but none of them looked at her.

"No way… you're joking. What?"

This time Sakura spoke first. "It's really not as bad as you think it is, all you have to do is sneak into Sunagakure Uni an-

"SNEAK INTO SUNA-U?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND? Do you know the things they do to Kono-U students if they ever get their hands on you?! Well, I'm not so sure, but I've heard things! Real bad things you guys…"

A warm hand touched her shoulder, "Calm down. Shika's plan is foolproof. There's no way you're gonna get caught," assured Naruto with that wide grin of his.

Even for a goofball, it's nice to have Uzumaki here, even if he is lying through his teeth.

"And that's where we come in", the two girls boasted, sitting on either side of Tenten on the couch. "We are so gonna make you over. No one will ever know it's you!" revealed Sakura.

"You mean she'll actually look like a girl?" joked Naruto.

There is nothing wrong with wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

Giving him a little slap on the head, Tenten turned her focus to Shikamaru. But before she could begin her question, Ino jumped in.

"You won't be doing this for free you know. There is a prize," she motioned to her watch.

Oh a prize. Interesting. Like I said it's either fun or trouble and right now it could go either way.

Ino continued, "If you agree, you get a guaranteed date with Neji Hyuga.

No freaking way!

"You mean the Neji Hyuga, as in the hottie in the Business building?! The one with the most gorgeous pale eyes and chiseled body like a god that you can lick the honey right off his abs, who all girls go gaga over?! That Neji Hyuga?!"

I can't believe this. This is too unreal.

"How in the hell did you manage that?"

Ino smirked as she stood up, Tenten could tell she was about to brag when Naruto spoke. "Well, I'm kinda dating his cousin."

That shocked her even more.

"You're dating Hinata?!"

Oh god what has the world come to?

She took a deep breath letting her pulse slow down, successfully getting rid of the flush on her face.

"Okay. If Neji's the prize, I'm in. So what's the plan Shikamaru?"

Looking up, she found Shikamaru had already walked around to the coffee table and was reaching under, pulling out a single manila folder and placing it on the table in front of her.

He took the seat across from her, his hands busy messing with his hair, "Well-

Le Notes

Sooo this is the first fic I'm writing so bare with me! Wouldn't have started if it wasn't for Rockleerox93, Thanks so much couldn't have done it without you!