A/n- I needed some fun in my life so I decided to write something to make me laughA/n- I needed some fun in my life so I decided to write something to make me laugh. Just some different Amanda Show skits that I forced the Twilight characters into. Woo!

Stranded

Voiceover: We zoom in on a car in the middle of a parking lot. It's a nice car. A nice red, convertible, the kind I bought once and my wife thought I was having a midlife crisis. That's not important. We have trapped five people in this vehicle. Emmett Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, and Mike Newton. In the trunk there is 1,000,000 dollars.

As the disembodied voice spoke everyone in the car looked around, bewildered, trying to find the source. As the voice spoke each of their names the camera zoomed in on different people.

Bella: How does it know our names?

She whispered to Edward, sitting next to her in the driver's seat. He shrugged, looking bad tempered.

Voice: To get the money they must be the last one still in the car. This is: STRANDED.

Everyone looked around once again, looked perplexed.

Edward: Why are we even here? We don't need the money.

Edward asked Emmett who shrugged.

Emmett: It looked like fun.

Mike: -cowers in fear of the freakishly muscled man next to him.-

Mike whimpers as Emmett leers at him.

Jacob: I'm bored.

Everyone looked around aimlessly for a while until Bella got thirsty.

Bella: Oh Miiikkkeee…

She drawled, turning to him and fluttering her eyelashes.

Mike: -gulp- Yeah Bella?

Bella: you see that soda machine way over there?

She points across the barren parking lot to the lone machine. Mike nods.

Bella: I'm soo thirsty and I would love it if you went and got me a soda.

Mike was only too eager to help, but paused.

Mike: Aren't we not supposed to get out of the car?

Everyone: Oh, no, we're allowed, we all get one free pass, it's okay.

Mike: Oh! Okay then.

Mike hops out of the car and is immediately grabbed by two bailiffs and escorted away.

Mike: But the pass! They said it was okay!

Everyone watches him go with blank faces.

Voice: One down, four left.

Jacob: Seriously! Who is that?

Day two

Jacob: -groooan- I'm so hungry.

Bella: I am too.

Emmett: Maybe we can eat Bella.

Edward lunges at Emmett for even suggesting it and they engage in a wrestling match in the back seat. Jacob climbs up front with Bella to get away from the fight.

Day four

Various pieces of car are missing and Bella and Jacob are seen munching on them.

Bella: It's a good thing it rained or I'd be dead from dehydration right now.

Emmett and Edward are slouching at opposite ends of the backseat. Emmett is missing an arm.

Jacob: I'm still hungry.

Day eight

Jacob: Still hungry.

Day ten

Everyone is sprawled out in their seats, starving and bored.

Jacob: I'm hungry.

Edward: YES! We know you're hungry! Now shut up!

Everyone sits still until Edward lunges at Emmett and forcefully chucks him out of the car. Two bailiffs come and try to escort him away. Emmett eats them both and runs away laughing evilly.

Bella: Why did you do that?

Edward: He was pining for Rosalie.

Jacob and Bella: Ahhh…

Voice: Now that there are three left, one of them must be voted off by the others.

Everyone looks around once again for the voice, but shrugs and write down their votes.

Bella: Jacob.

Edward: Jacob.

Jacob: Food.

Two new bailiffs come and grab Jacob and drag him away.

Voice: Now there are just two left. Who will win?

Bella: WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM?

Day twenty-one

Bella is laying on her stomach in the back seat, chewing on part of the cushion, and Edward is in the front seat, concentrating on not eating her.

Bella: Edward?

Edward: Yeah?

Bella: Are the keys in the ignition?

Edward: Yup.

Long pause.

Bella: Want to get out of here?

Edward: Yup.

Bella: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Edward: I don't know. I think I might be.

Bella: -sigh- I was thinking Vegas.

Edward: Oh! Me too!

Bella jumps into the front seat and Edward floors it. The bailiffs come running and try to chase them but they're not fast enough.

Voice: What? No! You're not supposed to do that! Come back here! We're in the middle of a show! Come back!

Edward and Bella: SERIOUSLY!! WHERE'S THAT VOICE COMING FROM!!

A/N- eh, I've done better. I think this will be a two or three shot with different skits from the Amanda show. Woo!

Please review!

--Cullens4everandever