Noticing that NO ONE has EVER done this before, I decided I would be the first!
So here is 10 Ways To Annoy Ari!
I do not own Maximum Ride! I lost the custody battle T-T
Reader's Note. Keep yourself confidential and don't expect you will be alive to complete all these tasks.
10. Draw a picture of a fridge with wings and nonchalantly hand it to him.
9. Tell him that stealing is wrong and confiscate the Game Boy (from bk. 2) when it is in use.
8. Try to engage him in a game of fetch.
7. Whenever you see him, scream and run "Wolverine" while making it obvious you're talking about him.
6. Photo-shop a picture of Fang and Max kissing at the beach and replace one of them with him. (I said you might die…)
5. Hook a leash on him when he's sleeping.
4. Get all the Erasers together and explain the stupidity of the name. (High risk: It won't be just Ari getting annoyed.)
3. Leave a Wal-Mart receipt around that has wings labeled as a purchased product.
2. Pretend to deliver a love letter to Max from Ari to her and watch it all unfold.
1. Dress up as Max and start singing the following chant "Your Daddy likes me better" over and over.
Iggy and Gasman looked at each other and the list with an evil smirk. They looked over at the familiar Eraser standing behind them and started sketching out a fridge.