Ello! 0.o This story was made in my Freshmen year along with 2 other friends who I love very very much as family. But I killed them. Just kidding. For your information, this was an inside joke. We 3 took turns writing, so just look below and you'll see the different fonts :) Enjoy!
Yours Truly, Tere is Completely Random
Jackie the Magnificent Irish Extravaganza but is also completely random
The Artist Formerly Know as Eric but doesn't really want to expose himself but he did anyway :)
The Incredible Hulk...Goes Shopping?
It was an amazing day outside, and Bruce Banner had ripped his favorite pair of jeans! AAH!
"Dammit!", he cried. He decided an expedition to the mall was in order. He put on his sweatpants and headed out the door.
As he approached his car, he dropped his keys. As he ws reaching down to pick them up, he noticed a squirrel on the top of his car. It stared at him with beady black eyes.
"Hello, Mr. Squirrel", said Bruce, picking up his keys. The only response from the squirrel was it crapping on his car.
"Crap", muttered Bruce.
And then the flying ninja monkeys attacked. They had metal tails and they ripped the squirrel in two, making him the super ultra maximus dead squirrel from the 17th dimension. Dah Dun Dahhh!
"Wow", said Bruce.
Then Bruce found an inflatable clown. The button said press me. It went "Kick some ass...kick some ass...kic...kic..Kick some ass bitch."
He drove 15 miles to the mall, and was furious when he was caught in quicksand! His car was sinking further and further with each passing second, and he was so mad that he was going slightly green.
Suddenly, his muscles were growing, his clothes were too tight for his body, and he was turning into his alter-ego, THE INCREDIBLE HULK". Soon enough, he had grown too big for his car and the car exploded.
In his mind because Jackie can't write and has no imagination. The monkey that killed the squirrel had then possessed the monkey. The monkey then saved Bruce. It had become the Bruce and the Flying Ninja Squirrel Monkey. But then the monkey exploded and the bomb was armed as the dangaling chipmunk slowly went down on the snowboard.
The green monster ran all the way to a huge building filled with innocent people and clothes.
"HULK WANT PANTS!", he roared, and stomped into the mall, pushing people pout of his way.
"ME WANT PANTS! NOT TOO BIG! NOT TOO SMALL!! ME WANTS JUST RIGHT!"
Just as he found the right pair of pants, he immediately tried them on. When he turned to look at himself, discovered a stain. Later on..all hell broke lose.
END!! Tehe :)