Disclaimer- I do not own twilight
An AIM chat between Alice, Emmett, Edward, and Rosalie…
Edward's s/n: knoXitXall1918
Alice's s/n: crazed-shopper1072
Emmett's s/n: 3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$
Rosalie's s/n: 20Xnatural~beautyX87
KnoXitXall1918- has entered chat
3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$- has entered chat
KnoXitXall1918- god, I miss Bella, only 3 more days till she comes back from Jacksonville
3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$- you need to get out more
KnoXitXall1918- grrrrr…
3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$- ohh touchy, touchy
(Loud bang from upstairs and "hey, what was that for!" from Emmett)
3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$- you know what I totally see your point now…
KnoXitXall1918- I knew that would work
Crazed-shopper1072- has entered chat
Crazed-shopper1072- hey Edward (smile). Emmett (glare)
3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$- WHAT DID I DO?!?!
Crazed-shopper1072- you! You found it funny to take all my left socks and make an x-rated porno with them, THEN blame it on Bella!
3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$- I NEVER DID THAT!!!
KnoXitXall1918- WHAT!!!
Crazed-shopper1072- yeah but you were going to. If you do thought…(evil smile)
(3MM3TT.K!CK$.A$$ is currently disconnected, he is now quivering in a corner)
KnoXitXall1918- that ought to show him, hopefully he never blames ANYTHING on Bella, because if he did…
Crazed-shopper1072- chill Edward, that was never going to happen, I just love scaring that big baby / hehe funny right?
KnoXitXall1918- sure…
20Xnatural~beautyX87- has entered chat
20Xnatural~beautyX87- what did I miss…and uhhh, why is Emmett hiding in my closet saying quote "evil puppet socks, evil puppet socks, evil puppet socks…"and on and on and on?
KnoXitXall1918- yeah you see…funny story
Crazed-shopper1072- wow even I didn't see that one coming
KnoXitXall1918- what?
20Xnatural~beautyX87- yeah what?
Crazed-shopper1072- nothing…DON'T LOOK IN MY MIND EDWARD
KnoXitXall1918- AHHH ALICE SORYY I WONT LOOK IN YOUR MIND, I will never be able to look at jasper the same way again, thanks for the mental image Alice
Crazed-shopper1072- I warned you not to look (hehe)
20Xnatural~beautyX87- wait Alice, where is jasper?
Crazed-shopper1072- ohh, he is trying to get Emmett to go hunting and come out from under the bed…his new hiding place. (Smirk)
KnoXitXall1918- haha
20Xnatural~beautyX87- what joke am I missing?
Crazed-shopped1072- well I told Emmett he was going to make a porno with my left socks then blame Bella…so…I sort of threatened him, even though I never saw it happen…it was just a joke :)
20Xnatural~beautyX87- well that explains it…(Smirk)
KnoXitXall1918- bye guys, I am going to go listen to music
KnoXitXall1918- has left chat
20Xnatural~beautyX87- yeah bye Alice, I am going to go pry my husband out from under the bed than hopefully get him IN bed/ double meaning (evil smile)
20Xnatural~beautyX87- has left chat
Crazed-shopper1072- has left chat
PLEASE review i really want to know what you think sorry the chapter is short the next one will be longer :)
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