Twilight iPod Shuffle

Idea from Mizz-Emz

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1.)Elin Lanto - Discotheque.

One of Bella's many visits to the Cullen house when she is human. Emmett and his competativeness, gotta love himm XD

"Haha no one can beat me!" Emmett yelled after he had beaten Jasper four times in a row at Discoteque.

"I'll take you on." Bella chirped from Edwad's lap. Jasper turned to look at her gobsmacked.

"Bella he is a monster." Jasper choked out. Alice giggled and Edward smirked.

"I want to try." she said climbing off of Edward's lap. As she took her place on the dance mat she noticed that all of the Cullen's were staring at her.

"Let's go Em." Bella said her brown orbs staring into Emmett's topaz orbs.

"What song squirt? Barbie girl?" he scoffed as he flicked through the songs

"Nothing too easy Em what about Discotheque Remix?" Bella said biting her lip. She was suddenly unsure of herself. Could she really beat Emmett?

"Bring it on human." he said over confidently and he hit 'Select'. The music filled the room.

Both vampire and human danced along the to the music hitting the shapes on the mat. Finally the song ended and Bella's breathing started to return to a normal level. As the grades rolled onto the screen Alice laughed again. Bella had won.

"Edward I won!" she sang pulling him into a hug.

"So you did honey." Edward said giving her his crooked smile.

"Stupid unsparkly human." Emmett said sulking as he left the room. There was a smash from somewhere upstairs.

2.)Miley Cyrus- Fly On The Wall

Another Emmett one, he is totally awesomee!!

"Get out stupid fly." Rosalie cursed as she launched her magazine at the wall.

"What's up Rosie?" Emmett sang as he sauntered in the room, his eyes widened as he watched his wife smack the wall with a fashion magazine.

"What did Gucci do wrong?" he asked and Rosalie turned to glare at him.

"Theres a stupid fly on the wall and it's buzzing is bugging me." she said throwing the magazine to the floor.

"Why didn't you say that in the first place? Emmett will get rid of it for you." he said sauntering towards the wall. His fist rose in the air as he aimed at the fly. Smash. The wall was now left with a large Emmett fist shape. The fly buzzed out of the window untouched and suddenly an angry voice filled the house.

"EMMETT CULLEN!" Esme roared. Emmett stood and swallowed hard as he stared at the hole in the wall.

"I bet Gucci wouldn't have put a hole in our wall." Rosalie hissed and then stormed out of the room. Emmett sighed.

3.)Britney Spears-Circus

After Breaking Dawn, Emmett again. I love himmm.

"Please, please, please, please, pleaseeeeeeeeee?" Emmett begged as he got to his knees

"For the last time NO!" Rosalie screeched. Alice's bell laugh rang out as Jasper filmed the scene.

"This is so going on youtube." Jasper laughed.

"This is so unfair, Renesmee gets to go to the circus!" Emmett whined as he got to his feet and kicked a tree.

"She's two years old Emmett you are nearly one hundred! Now stop kicking the tree" Rosalie shouted putting her hands to her head.

"Make me" he replied poking his tongue out, he kicked the tree again.

"Grow up Emmett...don't make me ground you" she warned as she stalked towards him.

"Not if I ground you first." he said cossing his arms across his chest and turning his head away.

"Fine then, no contact for the next month Emmett Cullen!" Rosalie told him and then walked away. Emmett's face fell.

"This is so unfair!" he cried as he smacked his head against a tree. The tree fell down.

"EMMETT CULLEN!" Esme yelled.

4.)Paramore-Decode

Jasper and Emmett. Boy time and a child code.

"Wow I feel like that dude, you know the one that cracked that Davinci code." Emmett said as he waved his pencil at Jasper.

"Say what?" Jasper smiled as he turned his head away from the large volume that was situated on his lap. "Do you mean Robert Langdon?"

"Yes him. I have totally decoded this!" Emmett said excitedly holding up the book for Jasper to look at.

"Emmett a three year old could crack this, it's a symbols exercise for three-year-olds." Jasper said pointing out the title to Emmett.

"Jasper an achievement is an achievement." Emmett said smugly snatching the book back.

"Your not still doing that baby code thing are you Emmett?" Rose scolded as she entered the room.

"No I have finished it." he said smiling.

"Finally, it's taken you seven years!" she said rolling her eyes as she left the room.

"An achievement is an achievement." Emmett muttered as he took his book and left the room with his head held high.

5.)Greenday-Holiday

The Volturi are going on a holiday? Hmmm chaos? Uhuh.

Aro placed the brochures in the middle of the turret. Each member of the guard had a look of confusin on their face.

"We are going on holiday!" Aro called, Caius scowled. A whole two weeks without torturing innocent vampires had infuriated him. Marcus's face showed a hint of emotion as the sound of a holiday filled the castle walls.

"Where would you like to go?" Aro asked waving his hands around the pile of paper.

Chaos errupted.

"Paris!" Heidi called.

"Tokyo!" Demetri challenged.

"Greece!" Chealse cooed and Afton agreed.

"Bulgaria." Jane said with a large smile on her face.

"Bulgaria?" Demetri said in a tone of disgust. Jane's eyes darkened and she turned to face the large vampire. He was instantly on the floor writhering in agony.

"Bulgaria it is." Alec said cheerfully and Demetri crawled off the floor.

"Agreed?" Jane said sweetly and Felix nodded.

"I shall go to the travel agents and book it now." Aro called and the girls bustled out to go shopping. The one two left in the turret were Felix who hadn't spoken a word and Demetri who was still recovering from Jane's death stare.

"Where's Bulgaria dude? And what's a holiday?" Felix asked in confusion. Demetri scowled and smacked the vampire upside the head.

6.)Papa Roach -Hollywood Whore

Emmett has gotton Bella drunk and they are messing around making up songs and a certain one about Rosalie...

"You know what Em this tastes gawwwwwwjusss." Bella said snorting then collapsing into a fit of hysterics.

"I like drunk Bella." Emmett said pouring another lot of vodka into her orange juice.

"I am not drunk, I am slightly tipsy." Bella said falling straight off the sofa. " I want to sing."

"About what Bells?" Emmett asked picking her off the floor.

"Let's do some Cullen bashing!" she yelled giggling hysterically.

"Ed is sooooo gonna kill me." he said running his hands through his hair.

"Right Rosalie first." she announced, clinging onto Emmett.

"Rosalie is pretty

Tenacious and witty

She's blonde and bitchy

A hollywood whore" Bella snorted again. "Hey part of that rhymed." Bella said suddenly and then collapsed into hysterics again.

"Let's get you to bed." Emmett said suddenly worried about the intoxicated Bella.

"Bella...out!" she said quietly and then passed out.

7.)1985-Bowling For Soup

Alice shows Bella the Cullen family album and a certain picture has Bella doubled over.

"What's this?" Bella asked as her fingers came across a leather bound book on Alice's bookshelf.

"The Cullen family album." Alice said taking it off the shelf. She sat on the bed and Bella sat beside her. Alice opened the large book and she explained each picture to Bella. After about half hour Alice turned the page and Bella collapsed into a fit of laughter.

"I love this one." she choked out in between giggles. "Look at the hair."

"Hey, it was in fashion back then." Alice sulked. The picture was off the Cullen "kids" in 1985. Emmett was dressed in lime green and pink, Rosalie had hair larger than a skyscraper and Edward's hair was formed into a quiff. Comical.

8.)The Bad Touch-Bloodhound Gang

I had no idea what to do for this one so Emmett had to hel again XD

"Uncle Emmett, I can't sleep. Daddy sings to me when I can't sleep but he has gone hunting. Sing for me please?" Renesmee asked as she tugged on Emmett's trouser leg.

"Ok kiddo." he smiled pulling her into his arms. He put her back to bed and she snuggled into the duvet.

"Twinkle,twinkl-" Emmett started in a low voice.

"Right, number one Uncle Emmett, your voice is wrong for that song and i've heard it too much. Number two I don't like repetition. I want to hear something that my parents haven't sung to me." she said smugly. Something clicked in Emmett's brain.

"You and me baby 'aint nothing but mammals so let's do it as they do on the discovery channel..." he sung softly and Renesmee drifted off into a deep sleep. Emmett left the room happy that he did something right by Nessie.

The next morning...

"You and my baby 'aint nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." Nessie sang. A plate smashed and the room went silent.

"EMMETT CULLEN!" Bella screached and Renesmee looked at her with confused eyes.

"Mom, it's an awesome song." she said and Bella's eyes widened. Bella placed her stone hands over Nessie's ears and then screached again.

"EMMETT CULLEN I AM GOING TO SHOVE A SHARP OBJECT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE MOMENTARILY!!"

9.)Almost-Bowling For Soup

Jasper is teaching Bella to fight (during Breaking Dawn)

"Kick here Bella." Jasper instructed pointing to his stomach. Bella kicked hard but missed.

"Almost, keep trying." Jasper encouraged and Bella hung her head.

"Jaz, I am never going to get the hang of this." she moaned.

"Sure you will that one was close, try again." he said. Bella closed her eyes and took two deep unessacary breaths. She focused hard and kicked out with her foot.

Smack.

Bella opened her eyes please she got Jasper and her smile faded when she saw him on the floor clutching his crouch.

"Oh my Jasper I'm so sorry!" she said kneeling beside him .Jasper opened his eyes to look at Bella.

"Almost." he choked out in a hoarse breath and Bella put her head into her hands again. "Hit any member of the guard there and he'll be crying for his mother."

10.)Stacy's Mom-Fountains Of Wayne

Carlisle takes Renesme's friend Stacy home after a play session, where he finally meets Stacy's mom...

Carlisle knocked the door and then stared at the two children who were laughing with each other. He smiled. The door opened slowly and a voice filled the air.

"Dr Carlisle, nice to see you again." a woman said in a husky voice. Carlisle looked up to see Stacy's Mom in a very low cut top and short skirt. He swallowed hard.

"Hello Mrs Peters." he said quietly.

"Miss Peters." she said winking and Carisle looked back to Renesmee and Stacy.

"Say goodbye girls." Carilsle said hurridly and the girls hugged goodbye.

"Won't you stay for a cup of tea?" Stacy's Mom asked again batting her eyelashes, and Carlisle gave her a small smile.

"No thank you my wife Esme is waiting for us." he said with heavy emphasis on the wife part. Stacy went to her Mom. "Come on Nessie." He took hold of the little girls hand and led her down the path to their parked car.

"Call me!" Stacy's Mom cried out.

"Not a chance in hell." Carlisle muttered as he strapped Nessie into her chair.

"Don't swear Grandpa it's rude." she scolded tapping his head, he gave her an apologetic smile.

"Why was Stacy's Mommy in very little clothes, Mommy usually does that to Daddy before there is alot of noice coming from their bedroom." the little girl shrugged and the Doctor cleared his throat.

"Let's get home sweetie, your parents will be worried."