Real Summary:Ever Wonder why Orochimaru quit the Akatsuki? Well he and Itachi had A little conversation
"Hey Itachi, Guess what, I'm eviler than you."Said Orochimaru smirking
"'Eviler' Isn't a word, and no, you're not 'More Evil' Than me."Replied Itachi
Orochimaru frowned"Prove It."
Itachi smirked"You know that taste you get when you brush your teeth and drink orange juice?"
a look of discust came over orochimaru's pale face"Augh, I hate that!"
"I love It!" Itachi said slyly
"Oh, GROSS!"Declared the black haired Snake
The smirk on Itachi's face grew"Do you like puppies?"
Orochimaru's eyes shifted"Yes."he said quietly
"I KICK EM!"Itachi shouted
Orochimaru's eyes widen and gasped, slapping his hand over his mouth
"And you know that muffin your eating"Itachi's smirk grew even more
"Yeah."Orochimaru didn't like where is was going
"I dropped it in the toilet."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The next day Orochimaru was gone, and noone new where is was"Hey Itachi, Do you know where Orochimaru is...Yeah?" asked Diedara
"Hn. No."Itachi Lied