Author's Note: 1. THANKS TO GEXXY FOR EDITING, 3! DON'T TOUCH THE CURTAIN!~ 2. This took several weeks of writting, like 30 minutes a day! n I hope you all enjoy it! 3. IF you don't like; Don't read and that's all their really is to say on the matter!
CHAPTER 1: Are you feeling it now Mr. Sans.
The game was finally over, they were about to claim there reward. They had won. Or so they thought. (dundundun) John open the door to the final reward with baited BREATH along with all of his comrads, each equally excited to see the end of this long and bloody adventure. John flung the door open, and though he wasn't quite sure what he waas expecting it certinally wasn't to be sucked in side! A FEW HOURS LATER Rose is cold. Sans was HOT. Hotdog that is. He was eating a hotdog. While stroling along his "patrol route" He indentified a figure whom was lying in the snow. What he had gatherd was that the figure was a human. They were also as pail as the snow round them, and obviousy of the female persuasion. They were waring bright orange clothes with a sun on the front. Rose stirred getting up from her position face down in the snow. As she looks up she saw what appears to be a short humanid skeleton waring a hooded sweater, white shirt, black shorts, and fuzzy slippers. Sans popped the last of his h-dog in his mouth and looked at the human. " ?" Said the shadowy figure reaching out a boney hand with a big permanate smirk on his...face? If it could be called that. Rose rose her eyebrows in surprise at the odd figure, though, she's seen worse than a happy zombie ghost kid and gripped his hand. He hualled her up to her feet surpisingly easyly, she noted, she also noted the loud fart noise emminating from their combined hands. This one is quite the trickster it would seem. "Aperantly not," She replied after the whoopie cushion ran out, "Though I have to question if you yourself know proper friendship greeting traditions, as, for where I come from we usually start with names." "the name's sans. sans the skleleton." Said the skeleton "Sans, huh?" She looked over the slekeman trying to undersans how the dead man functioned "I am Rose. Rose The Human." "you're a human, huh? That's hilarious. i'm actu-" Rose was already across the bridge, looking around at her. "Where am I Mr. Skeleton?" Sans had closed the gap relatively quickly...Too quickyl some would say. "Uh..MT. Ebbot?" "Mount? I don't see...Wait are we INSIDE! the mountain?!" "yeah its prety cool huh" "SANS! SANS!" hollored a much taller skelton who was also much thinner and cooler than the short skeleman next to Rose. "Oh no, its my bro. Hes a big human hunting conesore." "Human hunting!? You hunt humans." "yeah, he wants to capture a human so he can get into the royal guard." "SANS WHO IS THAT. IS THAT A HUMAN! YOU CATCHED ONE!?" "who this? no, this is nothing." Rose was broiling at that. "Excuse me? I am not nothing, I am a Seer Of light, you imbecile." "Wow, I didn't SEE that one coming." joshed sans. Rose whiped out her needles, "I ought to jab you!" " N?" he said with his eyes dissapearing into the skull. "HUMAN! SO YOU ARE A HUMAN! I KNEW IT! UNDYNE WILL BE SO PROUD OF ME!" Papryus says jumping up and down like a toddler. "YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME HUMAN SO THAT I CAN BECOME A ROYAL GUARD!." "No." argued Rose. "WELL THEN I SHALL GET YOU WITH ONE OF MY MANY TRAPS! FOLLOW ME IF YOU DARE HUMAN!" "see ya around kid." sans says as he dissapeared while Papyrus walked away. Rose shaked her head while feeling like this was going to be a long. Day. "This is going to be a long day." said Rose.
TO BE PROGRESSED 'v