He quailed before the love of his life.
"Oh, baby, I'm so sorry! I couldn't help it! Seeing those little flirts go by in their see-through outfits... I was weak! I just looked, that's all, and I'm sorry! I'll never do it again!"
He paused to listen to her.
"What? That's crazy! You know I don't care about that... I love you just the way you are! You're the most beautiful creature in the world, and I'm not just saying that because you're mad at me!"
B.O.B. cradled his lovely Jello in his pseudopods. "You know you're the only one for me, baby," he cooed, all thoughts of those trampy little single-serve snackpacks banished from his non-mind.
A/N: The canon couple! Aren't they cute? Nothing like true love, guys.
Anyway, this collection will be updated in spurts and spatters, depending on how I'm feeling and what I've written. I like drabbles, though, so there'll be at least a handful.