Know your stars, Artemis Fowl Style.

Hey peoples this is the Wolf goddess speaking. Here I am making another story, cuz you know why? My other story got deleted! Why you may ask? I have no idea! Don't worry i'll get over it soon. Now here's the Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: the Wolf goddess does not own Artemis Fowl or any of the other characters or else they would have had monkeys on their backs for all eternity, except for Artemis. (Of course)

The narrator will be in italics

The victim will be in this font.

Any characters that may come into the story for no apparent reason will be bold.

The victim today is………dun, dun, dun ……………………Artemis Fowl!

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars……

Artemis Fowl, instead of gold and evil plans, he thinks about rainbows, puppies, kittens, and butterflies, and all that other girly stuff.

WHAT! No I don't! Why would I think of rainbows and all that other nonsense you just said!

Yeah, sure and I'm thinking about llamas. Artemis Fowl, he's holding Santa Clause hostage in his book bag.

Santa Clause is not real. Besides, how is he supposed to fit in my book bag? He's as big as a whale!

(gasps) oooooooo! i'm going to tell Santa! Now your getting coal for Christmas!

Yea right.

Yes you are.

No I'm not.

Yes you are!

No I'm not!

YES YOU ARE!

No I'm not.

Whatever, i'm still going to tell Santa!

Yea right.

Well I'm not going to say anything right now cause time's almost up. Anyways. Artemis Fowl, he is actually half chicken, half human, and a quarter of a goat.

That is absurd. I am only human. Not half chicken, and definatley not a quarter of a goat.

Yupthat's what they all say. Artemis Fowl, he once got stuck in the prehistoric era and got himself eaten by a T-rex, which led him to be inside it's stomach right now.

That's impossible! How am I supposed to be inside the stomach of a T-Rex, if i'm right here talking to you? huh?

I don't know you just somehow did that.Anyways that's all the time we have.

Now you know Artemis Fowl, the thinker of girly stuff, the one who held santa hostage, the half chicken, half human, and quarter of a goat, and the one who got stuck inside the stomach of a T-Rex.

I am not any of those things! Come back here! Wait till I get my hands on you!

So that's that. Tell me who to put up next I have no idea and also give me some ideas for the victim and if I should make someone pop in for just a second. Anyways that's all I have to say. Don't forget to review! until next time!