"ugh another thursday" Italic thought.
Italic was an average joe living in your average world. He was so bored with life that he had just given up completely on having any kind of fun.
He woke up one morning like "oh my god its a thursday i fuking hate these i wish these things would kill themselves" and then was like "i cant believe i have to go outside"
HE went outside and finally stopped bitching about the fucking thursday.
While on his way to his job which he finds very boring btw he came across this woman.
"HI IM BAYO NET A"
"hi bayonetta you fucking person with boobs"
"I AM A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE STRONG WILLED WOMAN WHO EXISTS TO BE A GENERIC LOVE INTREST"
suddenly italic began to fall in love with her
italic was like "SHIT that bayonetta girl was fuckin hot"
italic was confused as shit
"what the fuck is love and why do i feel it"
one day italic went to the state county fair and realised something major
"oh shit, i want to fuck bayo no wonder i love her"
bayo then comes to italics house completely naked
"ITALIC I THINK I WANT TO FUCK YOU
"
ITALIC was like
"same"
they go into the room but suddenly
someone shoots bayonetta and she dies
italic is like
"WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING DO TO MY BAE"
turns out the person who shot bayonetta was none other than ANTASMA
italic decides to talk to antasma
"WTF ANTASMA I WAS ABOUT TO GET LAID"
antasma is like
"hahahahaha youu aint getting laid yet bitch"
italic fucking rapes antasmA
italic sees bayos dead body
"im not a necrophile so i need to come up with something else"
hhhhhhhhm
italic then fucks bayos dead body
hApp vulentins day