Author's Note: Hello everyone I'm SuperKamiGuruFTW as some of you know I've been writing for a long time now and I got several requests so I thought since its the first day of the month I would do one. Now all the requests were small things. But there was this one request that I got from some guy named Vegeta3986 that gave me this request that no one has asked me before and the message he sent me was and I quote

"Excuse me but I realize that your name is SuperKamiGuruFTW sort of like the namekian in Dragon Ball Z abridged but you never make any Dragon Ball Z fanfics. You do feature some things from DBZ abridged in your fanfics but you never seem to write a full one based off DBZ so can you please make a fanfic for the series.

Me: (closes laptop) Ok Vegeta you want a Dragon Ball Z fanfic then by god YOU GOT A DRAGON BALL Z FANFIC

On earth the Z warriors are relaxing at Bulma's house knowing that there isn't a threat in sight. Then suddenly a Namekian shows up out of nowhere. "Come on over to planet Namek!"

"Whose this guy?" Tien asked.

"Let me tell you all about it. Its a place that's quiet and has a lot of open space." the namekian said.

"Is he trying to advertise a vacation on Namek." Bulma said.

"On Namek everthing is triple the size!" the namekian told them.

"Are you saying that because your balls are bigger?" Krillen asked.

"If you come over you can even see are most prized possession, are dragon balls." the namekian then takes out a chart that shows the dragon balls. "As you can see from this diagram the dragon balls on Namek are three times the size of the ones here on earth. That it would take a lot of strength to hold them up."

"Huh! Now I can see why you wear weighted armour Piccolo." Killen said to Piccolo.

"Say one more thing and I will kill you where you stand!" Piccolo threatened.

"He's got a point you know!"

'Shut up Nail!' Piccolo said in his head.

"So what do you say is anyone interested in visiting Nam-"

"Nope!" Bulma said.

"No!" Vegeta said.

"No!" Tien said.

"Nu uh!" Chatzo said.

"I got killed the last time I went there." Krillen said.

"No" Yamcha said.

"Yes!"

"NOOO!" Piccolo shouted.

"Fine don't take my offer there are plenty of other people who would be interested in visiting are planet." the namekian then disappeared.

Then on cue Goku and Gohan appear. "Hey guys sorry we're late I hope we didn't miss anything exciting." Goku said.

The End

Author's Note: I hope your happy Vegeta because I'm not making another one.