Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.
A/N: I know it's kinda cheap and unoriginal of me to do 30-sentence fics instead of an actual story, but these usually seem to come out better in my opinion, and it's alot easier to write! :P
...It's mainly for a bunch of short ideas I'm too lazy to flesh out into something good...
Title: An Impossible Fantasy Made in Heaven
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: T
Pairing: Monkey D. Luffy X Boa Hancock
Summary: Luffy didn't even realize he was actually in a relationship with the older woman until she began taking her clothes off. 20 random sentences of Luffy X Hancock. It kinda switches between OOC and IC at times. Please R & R!
1. Breasts
The only thing Luffy ever feared when hanging around Hancock was the possibility of being smothered by her gigantic tits.
2. Rain
For some reason, in the middle of this raging downpour, Luffy found himself wanting to kiss her.
3. Drown
Where Luffy ever to drown in the ocean, Hancock made a mental note to be sure to go down with him.
4. Cook
The banana meatloaf had already gone cold by the time Hancock found Luffy hiding in the closet.
5. Telephone
Nami was a bit curious at just who it was that Luffy was spending almost two hours on the phone with every night before going to bed.
6. Kiss
Luffy was a bit disgusted by Hancock's kisses; they were wet and sloppy and they left lipstick markings all over his face.
7. Idiot
Luffy didn't even realize he was actually in a relationship with the older woman until she began taking her clothes off.
8. Star
As she watched the falling star zoom past overhead, the raven-haired woman gently closed her eyes and made the only wish that came to her mind.
9. Young
Hancock never saw it much of a problem that she and Luffy were at least 20 years apart; 'the younger, the better' became a motto of hers.
10. Sex
That night, poor Usopp overheard many things he wish he hadn't. Luffy himself didn't fare much better, either.
11. Jealous
Luffy's crew was more than happy to welcome Hancock into their crew, although Nami couldn't help but feel a bit jealous that she no longer had the largest breasts on the ship.
12. Touch
"OKAY, LUFFY, YOU CAN STOP TOUCHING HER BREASTS NOW!!!"
"But...but they're so soft and fluffy, Nami...they're not hard and clammy like yours at all...it's kinda weird..."
"I SAID CUT IT OUT, YOU IDIOT!!!"
13. King
Hancock swore on her life that she would help her darling Luffy become Pirate King, no matter what.
14. Need
Luffy wasn't exactly sure if he needed her, but he wanted her nonetheless.
15. Cosplay
The rubber pirate captain didn't really see much appeal in the concept of women with large breasts dressing like cats.
16. Mistake
Luffy's biggest mistake as of yet? Accidentally purchasing Hancock a seastone necklace for her birthday.
17. Potatoes
Luffy paid more attention to the french fry itself than to the older woman who was lightly nibbling on the other end of it.
18. Question
Luffy couldn't help but feel a bit confused on why everyone was so reluctant to answer his questions regarding something called 'Kama Sutra'.
19. Devotion
Hancock's devotion to Luffy was so strong that not even Sanji could bring himself to flirt with her. He totally understood that she was already taken, as hard as that was for him to accept.
20. Supernova
Many a time did Hancock compare her love for Luffy to a burning supernova located deep within the freezing depths of outer space. Luffy had no idea what a 'supernova' was, but he liked the sound of it.