A/N

Cats-Kay, ya well this is my first story so please review.

Gaara- they won't.

Cats- why are you here?

Gaara- because you put me here!!

Cats-sigh-- Cats Gloves and Chicken Soup dose not own naruto.

Gaara-good.

Cats-shut up Gaara.

Gaara-glairs-

Cats-Okay, start the story.

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Chapter 1: Enter, Hartford High

Deidara/Sasori Morning

Beep, Beep, BOOM

Pieces of the alarm clock fly every where as Sasori sprung up out of bed screaming angrily at his partner. "DEIDARA!"

"Um, Sasori,un."

"WHY is MY alarm clock broken, AGAIN?"

The blond gave his partner a confused look "b-because it woke me up."

"THAT'S WHAT ALARM CLOCKS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!" the red heads screamed as his left eye began twitching.

Just then Tobi, Sasori's other room mate, jumped in "DEIDARA! Um, Deidara, why Sasori's eye broken?"

But before Deidara could answer Tobi's ridiculous question, the masked boy leaped across the room and tackled the poor, annoyed red head.

"Tobi will help you fix your eye Sasori-"

"Tobi, get away form me!"

"But Sasori, don't you want you eye fixed?"

"MY EYE ISN'T BROKEN!!"

Tobi then turned into chibby and ran out of the room crying water falls. Deidara, who had been on his bed laughing the whole time, sat up and looked at the puppet master. "Great job, Now I have to deal with him foe the rest of the day." The blond said, obviously annoyed.

" Serves you right for breaking my alarm clock. Now shut up and get dressed, you don't want to be late to you first day school, do you?"

"WHAT, today is-why didn't you tell me!"

"I just did. Hurry up and get ready, the bus isn't going to wait for you."

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Sand Sibs. Morning

"Temari."

"WHAT!"

"Gaara ate my homework."

"Did not."

"Did to."

"Did not."

"Did to."

"SHUT UP, Kankuro, Gaara didn't eat you homework, we haven't gone to school yet!"

"Oh yah." Kankuro's said as his face turned red. Poor Kankuro, he'd been waiting to use that excuse forever. He spun around to look at Gaara "Ha, Ha, sorry I kind of, you know, forgot…"

"Whatever"

Kankuro then ran up stairs to his room so he can finish ready. Gaara glanced at the clock.

"He does know the bus comes in like five minutes, right?"

"I don't know, Gaara. Start heading for the bus stop, I'll be right there"

Gaara sigh and walked out the This is so annoying. I hate school! I hate mornings! I hate every thing!

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At the bus stop.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh, what a drag." A boy with a pineapple shaped head whined as he dragged himself out to the bus stop and plopped down on the nearest bench.

"Oh, come on Shika! Now stop whining and get over here I want to see your what class you have!"

Rather than get up, Shikamaru then threw the paper to his impatient blond friend.

"There you go, enjoy."

The blond looked down at the paper:

Shikamaru Nara

Period 1: Calculus: R2

Period 2: Advanced Language Arts: D5

Period 3: An Advanced Look at the World Around You: S4 (science)

Period 4: Physical Education

Period 5: Life's Review for the Advanced Mind: C14 (History)

Period 6: Music Theory: B4

Period 7: Family and Consumer Science: R3

"Wow Shika, this is really great!"

"Ya,what ever."

"No this is-"

"I know."

"But-"

"I Know."

"But-"

"INO!"

"Fine." Ino said, slightly annoyed.

"hay, pineapple head!" Kankuro said while running towards his lazy friend, his two siblings in toe. Shikamaru gave the three a half hearted wave before looking down the street. Ino, on the other hand, wasn't sure what to do. It wasn't like she was really friend with the three. Kankuro, sensing the girl was uncomfortable, tried to strike up a conversation. "So, do you think Anko is driving the bus this year?"

Just then, a large yellow bus came whipping around the corner before coming to a screeching halt.

"I'll take that as a yes."

The door squeaked open to reveal a psychotic purple haired driver, ready to being them to their impending doom that was highschool…

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Cats: Yay,chapter 1 is done, ha, ha, that rhymed chapter 1 is done-

Gaara: will you shut up!!!

Cats: NEVER, oh yah here are the names and ages for all the characters.

Students

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Naruto-14

Sasuka-14

Gaara-14

Kankuro-15

Temari-16

Itachi-16

Sakura-14

Ino-14

Tobi-14

Sasori-15

Zetsu-17

Pein-15

Deidara-14

Konan-14

Neji-15

Lee-15

Tenten-15

Kiba-14

Shino-14

Hinata-14

Kisame-17

Hidan-15

Kazuzu-17

Choji-14

Haku-15

Shikamaru-14

Kabuto-15

The four sound ninja-14, 15, 15, 16

Teachers

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Asuma-25

Anko-22

Orochimaru-45

Kurenai-15

Guy-26

Kakashi-26

Baki-26

Hayate-24

Genma-22

Raido-23

Kotetsu-22

Iruka-23

Edisu-27

Jiriaiya-45

Principal/Vic principal

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Tsunade-45

Shizune-22

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Cats: cool chapter 1 is-

Gaara: is over we don't need hear chapter 1 is done over and over.

Cats: I heard that no good little spiky haired-

Gaara-OK then!

Cats- Oh right sorry, chapter 2 will be up shortly soooooooo, PLEASE REVEIW. Ok that's all bye, bye… :)

Pinkie- HEY! I REVISED THE THING, WERE"S MY THANKS!!!!!!